Our toaster just died.
I'm sick of buying crap toasters.
I wanted a decent four slice toaster that is a pleasure to use, and will fit all sorts of sizes and thicknesses of bread.
I feel like I want it to have two separate levers so if toast on one side is halfway through, you can start a new piece on the other side.
I feel I deserve this. It's finally time to live like I'm a success!