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He Has No Deal, He Has No Dice - Trump Thread #162

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Spandauer · 12/04/2026 17:39

Old enough to remember whole years in which I barely thought about the American president.

Previous thread:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/chat/5513875-depraved-desperate-deluded-and-dangerous-trump-thread-160

eta: in my haste I think I've numbered the thread incorrectly! Oh well.

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TooBigForMyBoots · 14/04/2026 01:04

AcrossthePond55 · 14/04/2026 00:44

Cannibalism? Yikes! Even Billy Graham never went that far!!!

Do you remember the song? I can still do most of the Rosary I learnt. But probably not in the right order!

He made the stars in sky.
He made the rolling sea.
He made the mountains high.
And he made me.

It was something like that, with hand movements. We thought it was great. We didn't have actions to our hymns in chapel.😁

Do you recognise it?

AcrossthePond55 · 14/04/2026 01:30

TooBigForMyBoots · 14/04/2026 01:04

He made the stars in sky.
He made the rolling sea.
He made the mountains high.
And he made me.

It was something like that, with hand movements. We thought it was great. We didn't have actions to our hymns in chapel.😁

Do you recognise it?

No, I don't. It must be a UK kids' hymn.

But it's on YouTube, complete with hand movements!

RedTagAlan · 14/04/2026 03:39

logicisall · 13/04/2026 18:21

It's the comedy hour in Trump land. But it did make me laugh😂
As a Christian, I should not be laughing at the sick or disabled.
I need to repent..but just not yet

Edited

Ach. You have all the time in the world to repent.

So anytime before teatime next Wednesday is fine.

:-)

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RedTagAlan · 14/04/2026 04:26

I Think " Mr 2 weeks" will soon get bored of his blockade.

I was reading yesterday that the last of the tankers that left the Gulf before the war just got to their destinations. Ships ain't fast, and the distances big.

Tankers do between 12-16 knots. Navy destroyers can do about 33 tops. So potentially about 17 knots difference (about 20mph). Yeah there are vectors etc, and helicopters too, but I can imagine the conversation.

Admiral (with tears in his eyes): "Sir .We have identified a blockade runner".

Trump: " Get after it then. Catch it so I can TRUTH about it. And I have a pal who will pay me bigley for the oil"

Admiral : " Yes SIR. Estimated time to interdiction 18 hours and 45 minutes SIR".

I reckon he will soon get bored.

RedTagAlan · 14/04/2026 04:39

I see the PRC have started their own "negotiations" their way. This is a prominent story in today's state media. They might as well mark it as "For the attention of the Whitehouse".

"Nice little shop you have here. It would be a shame if something were to happen to it."

China’s largest rare earth company by market value expects Q1 net profit to more than double year-on-year: statement - Global Times

China’s largest rare earth company by market value expects Q1 net profit to more than double year-on-year: statement - Global Times

https://www.globaltimes.cn/page/202604/1358853.shtml

MsJinks · 14/04/2026 05:59

AcrossthePond55 · 13/04/2026 23:01

When I was little one of my little best friends was Catholic. Our respective pastor and priest forbade us from visiting the other's Sunday School.

She taught me the Rosary when she was going to catechism. Well, she taught me genuflecting 'In the name', the Creed, the Our Father, the Hail Mary, and the Glory be. Of course, at that age I just thought they were pretty words. I thought my mum was going to have a coronary.

Ah it was different in the U.K. - more religiously relaxed even then naybe - or at least my experience. I was sent to a Catholic infant school as my Mum didn’t care for the local school. I was allowed to go to the church services, but not instruction. I probably didn’t take much heed of the talking but I can’t recall anything in the church much except having an ash cross on my forehead on Ash Wednesday and not being supposed to wash it off - I liked that idea but my Mum ignored it and scrubbed my face ha!

I also went to the Church of England Sunday School/church where we heard stories, coloured in and ventured into the (less eye catching than the Catholic) church to sing a hymn.

I guess the priest knew I wasn’t Catholic and obviously the school nuns but it was all nice - maybe because I wasn’t Catholic! Probably the Sunday School didn’t know I went to that school, but more likely didn’t care I think.

God stuff seemed a lot of nice things to my infant brain - saints day treats at one and colouring in at another place - no hellfire and damnation - perhaps a better way to encourage attendance/faith?

Still it didn’t actually stick, I go to no church and didn’t since very young, but my memories are solidly ingrained to the point it makes me feel unreasonably a bit surprised, as well appalled, if I hear some of the poorer stuff re the churches /convent schools.

It’s interesting hearing the differences in approach in different places/churches - I think even in the 60s England particularly in the U.K. has been fairly religiously relaxed generally so there was less of the cultural or local community necessity to practice faithfully.

MsJinks · 14/04/2026 06:07

DuncinToffee · 13/04/2026 23:53

Vance is dismissing it as a joke

“I think the president was posting a joke” — JD Vance on Trump’s tweet depicting himself as Jesus

Interesting - as his boss said it just showed him as a Dr - Vance continually working on Vance succession?

Also I wouldn’t have thought a devout Catholic would be so dismissive of this joke but Vance will Vance first, second, third and last.

YankTank · 14/04/2026 06:24

walllaw · 13/04/2026 23:52

Ok, trying out my conspiracy theory on y'all.

The New York Times ran a story today on Trump's deteriorating mental health, a topic they ordinarily skitter around as obliquely as possible. We all know that team Vance seems to have taken up leaking like a London water main of late. They trotted out Usha Vance a week or so ago to start trying to humanise him. I think White House sources might be starting to try to very gradually lay the groundwork for preparing the public for moves to remove him.

Am I crazy?

“Getting rid of him” would require 3/4 of the Senate to grow a spine. Does that sound likely?

MsJinks · 14/04/2026 06:24

I think ships are just not attempting the Strait right now, I read about one turning around yesterday and that the activity over the weekend was ensuring they all got out.

They’re just commercial aren’t they and don’t want to be in the midst of a conflict -and I doubt their own political leaders do, so probably advised them to stay out of the Strait. Perhaps it can’t progress to the US navy pirating ships just because of the conflict.

Whether this will let Trump think he solved something with his amazing blockade who can tell. I suppose lots of talks going on between local nations all over the world on how to approach it - and then there seems to be hope of more Iran/US talks.

Israel and Lebanon are talking in the US today but Hezbollah isn’t joining (not sure if they could) but won’t pay any attention to the outcome anyway. Israelis are getting fed up of war but don’t think the aims are near being achieved.

Caveat - drawn from the BBC website for my daily morning overview - I try to resist looking some days, as it’s depressing, but feel this urge to know how much of the world is left when I wake so it’s a bad habit now. Oh for the days it didn’t matter!

Lalgarh · 14/04/2026 06:40

Trump was claiming that the AI Messiah pic actually showed him as a doctor rather than Jesus.

Since it is AI though, it should be possible to work out what prompt was used to generate it?

LaverneBakerImtheonetodoitNSOUL · 14/04/2026 06:46

A Dr Jesus still doesn't detract from the fact he's unhinged.

logicisall · 14/04/2026 06:57

Caveat - drawn from the BBC website for my daily morning overview.

I wasn't one of those questioning BBC slant until I looked into coverage of the Iran Lego videos. It was an eye opener. In my old brain, I always thought the BBC fairly reliable. Now it's caveat emptor always!

RedTagAlan · 14/04/2026 07:04

Australia are doing the trolling too. A friend sent me a vid on local social media. I can't share sorry, and the web blocking here is gathering pace so I can't link it. But it's on YouTube apparently.

"bunnings fuckit bucket"

It is funny :-)

CaveMum · 14/04/2026 07:23

AcrossthePond55 · 14/04/2026 00:47

I think it's wishful thinking, but let's do as Jiminy Cricket says; "When you wish upon a star, your dreams come true".

I think anything that they do to show Vance in a 'good light' is more about positioning him for the nom in 2028.

Agree with this. The bar for invoking the 25th is incredibly high (rightly so) and even less likely to work then impeachment.

There are too many people on a meal ticket within the WH and the Cabinet. If Trump is removed, bang goes their hopes of a pardon which I’m pretty sure a lot of them are banking on come 2028/9.

Legssses · 14/04/2026 07:31

"US-sanctioned tankers pass Strait of Hormuz despite blockade
The Reuters news agency is reporting that a Chinese tanker sanctioned by Washington has passed through the Strait of Hormuz despite a US blockade on the waterway.
The agency cited data from the LSEG, MarineTraffic and Kpler firms.
It identified the tanker as Rich Starry and said it was the first to make it through the strait and to exit the Gulf since the blockade began. The tanker and its owner, Shanghai Xuanrun Shipping Co Ltd, were previously sanctioned by the US for dealing with Iran.
The tanker loaded its cargo at its last port of call in Hamriyah in the UAE.
Reuters also reported that another US-sanctioned tanker, Murlikishan, is heading into the strait today and is expected to load crude oil in Iraq on April 16. The vessel, formerly known as MKA, has transported Russian and Iranian oil, it reported."

Interesting.

logicisall · 14/04/2026 07:37

Legssses · 14/04/2026 07:31

"US-sanctioned tankers pass Strait of Hormuz despite blockade
The Reuters news agency is reporting that a Chinese tanker sanctioned by Washington has passed through the Strait of Hormuz despite a US blockade on the waterway.
The agency cited data from the LSEG, MarineTraffic and Kpler firms.
It identified the tanker as Rich Starry and said it was the first to make it through the strait and to exit the Gulf since the blockade began. The tanker and its owner, Shanghai Xuanrun Shipping Co Ltd, were previously sanctioned by the US for dealing with Iran.
The tanker loaded its cargo at its last port of call in Hamriyah in the UAE.
Reuters also reported that another US-sanctioned tanker, Murlikishan, is heading into the strait today and is expected to load crude oil in Iraq on April 16. The vessel, formerly known as MKA, has transported Russian and Iranian oil, it reported."

Interesting.

Very!
But both ships loading at non Iranian ports.

TemporarilyCantDoMyself · 14/04/2026 07:57

This is good. Trump knocked into hell by actual Cheesus. Warning - fake blood! 👊And hellfire.
https://x.com/LucasSa56947288/status/2043790661531443468?s=20

notimagain · 14/04/2026 08:02

@logicisall

Very!
But both ships loading at non Iranian ports

Agreed.

No idea if the USN will attempt to interdict ships on the grounds of previous supposed wrongdoings but the blockade was eventually clarified by CENTCOM as only applying to vessels loading at Iranian ports.

logicisall · 14/04/2026 08:05

notimagain · 14/04/2026 08:02

@logicisall

Very!
But both ships loading at non Iranian ports

Agreed.

No idea if the USN will attempt to interdict ships on the grounds of previous supposed wrongdoings but the blockade was eventually clarified by CENTCOM as only applying to vessels loading at Iranian ports.

Given where it is, if the US tried that they would be kept busy scurrying after ships every 2 seconds!

BruceAndNosh · 14/04/2026 08:07

I know a major sticking point in peace talks has been US insists Iran should not have a nuclear program.
This is a frequent objection - "we can't let countries run by a madman have access to nuclear weapons". Yet the US has nuclear weapons and is run by a fucking psycho

PickAChew · 14/04/2026 08:13

Legssses · 14/04/2026 07:31

"US-sanctioned tankers pass Strait of Hormuz despite blockade
The Reuters news agency is reporting that a Chinese tanker sanctioned by Washington has passed through the Strait of Hormuz despite a US blockade on the waterway.
The agency cited data from the LSEG, MarineTraffic and Kpler firms.
It identified the tanker as Rich Starry and said it was the first to make it through the strait and to exit the Gulf since the blockade began. The tanker and its owner, Shanghai Xuanrun Shipping Co Ltd, were previously sanctioned by the US for dealing with Iran.
The tanker loaded its cargo at its last port of call in Hamriyah in the UAE.
Reuters also reported that another US-sanctioned tanker, Murlikishan, is heading into the strait today and is expected to load crude oil in Iraq on April 16. The vessel, formerly known as MKA, has transported Russian and Iranian oil, it reported."

Interesting.

The beeb is claimimg they're there to intercept tankers stopping at Iranian ports. My money is still on willful incompetence. Nothing to see here, Mr President.

logicisall · 14/04/2026 08:26

BruceAndNosh · 14/04/2026 08:07

I know a major sticking point in peace talks has been US insists Iran should not have a nuclear program.
This is a frequent objection - "we can't let countries run by a madman have access to nuclear weapons". Yet the US has nuclear weapons and is run by a fucking psycho

You know, I was wondering how that could be policed if Iran agreed to it.

The US will need a crystal ball so they could kill any baby born with the potential to become a nuclear scientist whose expertise could help Iran develop a nuclear weapon in the future. This idea is growing legs in my head. 😂

MushMonster · 14/04/2026 08:36

PickAChew · 13/04/2026 23:50

I'm expecting some incidences of accidentally looking the wrong way and not seeing and ships until Trump gets bored of this particular ruse, declares it a success and gets distracted by plans for aa celebratory goldish monument.

I hope so!
I really do not want this to escalate any further. I do not want to see the US army trying to board or send warning shots, or even shooting and damaging, commercial vessels that belong to countries they are not at war with.... I wonder how this idea was pitched.......

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