What have you done in the real world that MN disapproves of?

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As per the title.... what have you done in the real word that would have Mumsnetter's frothing at the mouth?

I will start.
Someone reversed into my (parked) car and we sorted it out ourselves (without informing insurance!😲) with them paying us to get it fixed (which has now been done).
Gosh..... aren't we naughty!🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sacre bleu!!!!

This is the funniest and most realistic of all threads!
I'm a boomer and I am unapologetic about it.

I’m so rubbish at proof reading!
it was supposed to ask if the no nos are the same as when I was on here regularly

Mine does too - it was my grandmothers maiden name - her first name was too awful!!

I have a tattoo
I am a teacher
I drink more wine than MN deems acceptable
I eat more than MN deems acceptable
I let my DD's BF stay over at an age which MN deems unacceptable

I don't belong here at all really.

To add some more - I watch a lot of TV, I have a toilet brush and sometimes have to scrub DH’s poo off the toilet, because he just doesn’t always -that doesn’t make me want to LTB because he’s a lovely man who does lots of other things around the house that are genuinely helpful!
I drink more than the recommended weekly amount sometimes and I like chain restaurants.
My dogs sometimes sleep on the bed and I sell clothes on Vinted and don’t put measurements on my listings 😱🤣

Reading this thread makes me realise everything I do is not-mn approved!!

from the fags, to the drinking to the living with my parents (at 45) and adopting 2 children…
oh god and god forbid the loo brush…

Are you a Traveller of part of the Romany Community?
Sorry. Just joking

Don’t let teenage boyfriend stay over
Leave door open for Amazon man
Don’t often cook from scratch
Don't go on holiday on my own

I wash everything in the same wash. I live on my own and I’m damned if I’m putting on a wash for two towels and a dishcloth.

Ooh yes I forgot.. I don’t have a loo brush.
And I love travelling on my own.

My children ate cereal for breakfast.
I get on pretty well with my neighbours.
I go to see who it is when the doorbell or (gasp) landline rings.
I don't wash my towels every other day.
I didn't expect my children to move out when they turned 16.

OMG not a toilet brush .........!!!!

My kids names are both in the top 10.
I don’t faint if somebody knocks on the door unexpectedly and I pick up calls from unknown numbers.
I think long hair on little boys looks awful.
I would rather risk ‘giving my kids a complex around food’ than run the much bigger (no pun intended) risk of them being obese and needing fillings/extractions
I judge parents who let their kids out in onesies and hooded blankets. They look neglected even if they’re not.

I daren't say. I'd be hung, drawn, and quartered 🤣

Come on, own up - you served a whole chicken in one sitting, didn't you? <wags finger>

@Chocaholick I used to think that about long hair on little boys - a particular cut was quite a thing about 20 years ago, and I remember thinking how unattractive it was

then I happened to be in the same place as two cute little boys with that haircut and realised that actually it wasn't the haircut at all😝

Gave my dc a phone to watch something while we were out

Stayed in bed after 8am.

I have not prioritised my pension 🤭

I have 5 tattoos, all of which were carefully thought out. I plan to get a couple more.
I smoke roll ups despite having COPD. (Although I spent 8 days in hospital last year and was told by 2 different professionals, that I didn't have it! My back door into the living room is ajar all year round, the smoking and the cats! (Unless it's really freezing that is!)
We let our 2 cats sleep on our bed.
Have been with my husband a total 36 years and I love him and hate him in equal measure.
I don't get dressed properly unless I'm actually going out. I wear loose bottoms and t shirts, if it's cold I'll put a cardy on.
I have a silicone, "self cleaning" or whatever it's called loo brush.
I use scented candles, plug ins, laundry beads etc. I love the smells.
I have a diesel car and absolutely hate petrol and electric.
I wash all my recycling.
Never had kids.
We each have a towel and flannel, they get washed every Friday along with the kitchen towel, dishcloth, draining board mat and tea towel. I don't use the flannel on my face.
I only shower a couple of times a week, but strip wash in between.
During winter I change our bedding every 3 weeks or so. In summer more often.
I love a massive salad, with everything I can get onto it!
I love roasts, doing lamb leg tomorrow with all the trimmings.
I make Yorkshire puddings for all roast dinners including Christmas!
The cats occasionally eat leftovers off our plates, without either of us getting a fit of the vapours, or ill!
I don't possess an air fryer or a dishwasher. But I do have a microwave.
I'm totally judgey about WLI, I lost 7st with willpower alone. It can be done, no matter what anyone 'claims'. It's just an excuse for laziness.
I don't clutch my pearls if a man offers to hold a door open for me, or if anyone calls me love, sweetheart etc. I do it too!
The older I get I really don't give a shit what anyone thinks.

I'm disabled, 90% bed/house bound due to very erratic sleep & pain issues, so only leave my house (& get out of my pj's & often bed) once every 3 weeks to take my girls to see my mom, as my youngest is doing beauty at college, so does her nails for some pocket money. The last 7 months have been the worst in the 18 years I've been disabled & I hate it. I'm lucky that my docs know me, so do telephone consults to discuss changes to meds, but it's been very difficult & frustrating. I've currently been awake since 2am, after just 3 hours of sleep. It's like psychological warfare, from my own body. Luckily my girls are lare teens & very self sufficient & look out for me too.

I’ve asked for, and gifted, money as a wedding present. I don’t want some tat I’ll never use, and I’d much rather newly wed couples put my money to a honeymoon or meal than buy them a toaster!

I've gone completely off sex and I haven't done the noble thing of setting my husband free to sow his wild oats. He might actually think that because we have 26 years of history, two children and shared values, I might be worth sticking around for.

I let me neighbour pay privately to fix my wheel arch after she smashed it up, I have tats, I let my terriers sleep under the covers, I sometimes eat processed food, never batch cook, I wear skinny jeans for work in an office job. The list goes on.... I draw the line at a freakin bog brush though