Friday Night Dinner

[AlpacaYourBags]

Who's having a takeaway?
(Or a lovely bit of squirrel!)
Tell me your plans.
I really want a takeaway but getting everyone to agree what to have is a ball ache (the perils of having older teens who actually have an opinion 😂)

Any females coming for dinner?

@beasmithwentworth its just capillary action!

You lot are just bloody brilliant! 😂

Think we might have to head out to a Chinese restaurant...

What if BitchFace is there though?

@Itsmetheflamingo Me too!

@BeingATwatItsABingThing Congratulations to your DH!

@DappledThings that's OK.
FND is one of my all time favourite shows.

😂

Hello Bambinos.

We're having whatever I can find in the cistern followed by a nice glass of salted water.

@AlpacaYourBags brilliant thread (intentionally or not!) and yes now I feel like watching it all again now.

18-year-old can of meat for us

It'll have to be a takeaway as the piano tuner is in the kitchen.

Hello Bambinos
That's actually how I answer the phone to my aforementioned darling teens 😄

(Yes we quote FND endlessly in our house)

@beasmithwentworth It is the best isn't it! Always funny, never gets old.
RIP Paul Ritter 💔

Pizza & margheritas.. I like to tear my food..

Ah, man, there’s another thread “AMA I’m a rich house wife” trending, she’s got two Mercedes you know, TWO!
My first thought was Mr Morris, and then the awful woman (Can’t remember her name) that they saw in the restaurant that Martin had been on a date with, she had a Mercedes too, they’re very expensive you know…

We’re having sausage and chips, couldn’t catch a squirrel!

You have to before the weevils get to it!

Squirty cream, straight from the can into the mouth, to start, then maybe a bit of dead crow?
DS is making a risotto, so on reflection I might go with that.

sheila bloom - aka bitchface

Nachos.
And when my husband isn’t looking, I am planning to put salt in his water.

Evening all you horrible punk rockers! We're having a tomato blooooodddd!!! Mwah ha haha!!! 😆😁😁😁

I’ve no appetite. I just found a crow in the kitchen bin.

Shit On It!
Paste in the shed perhaps?

DD gets called Bob all the time, which is short for bobble, which I'm not ashamed to say I stole directly from Jacquie Goodman. I'm the only one that ever calls her bobble, I'm not sure everyone else in the family knows why they call her Bob 😂

Shelia Bloom, of course!

We're going out for a creamy tea, with the Jibby!

Shitting arthropods!

Hello all! We'll be enjoying a refreshing glass of traditional salted water with a mouse on the table. Shalom!