Lizard People..

[CurlewKate]

Recent events have convinced me that lizard people do walk amongst us. The Royal Family obviously. But who else? Andrew Neal, obviously. Possibly Starmer-there’s something about the eyes. Mandelson? Probably not-he’s revealed himself too dramatically…

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Definitely. And one is posting on this thread (hint: it's not me).

They're obviously not lizards.

I thought you meant people who have lizards - we have a Gecko

Ok

Farage is at least 78% reptile.

No shit, Sherlock!

He looks more amphibian to me. I half expect a sticky tongue to shoot out to catch a fly.

I thought this was going to be about face creams.

I don't know if this is meant to be a joke thread or you are actually dom enough to believe it

That's exactly the sort of thing a lizard would say....

Guess…

Threads like this is how lizards meet other lizards.

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My cats bring in lizards 🦎

And the rest.

You are doing lizards an injustice.

Toad of Toad Hall

Yep. More amphibian than reptile.

Turd of Turd Hall

Big shit that he is.

Aw. I think this gives lizards a bad name.

My Gecko is offended

But he was wearing a nice tartan waistcoat.🍍

Liz(ard) Truss!