Inspired by the "deep but not profound" thread

[FuckOffWithYourFlannelNonsense]

A similar game.

When I go to MNHQ I will be taking some feathers.

What are you taking?

A vat of tar

@LilyFeather Nope :-)

Do we always have to be going to MNHQ?

Nuts?

@ShesTheAlbatross well it doesn't really matter, but everyone should start their sentence with "when I go to xxx, I will take yyy"

Doesn't need to be something relevant to MNHQ - could be "when I go to Mars..." It's what you take that matters.

@NewYearss Yes!

Toast

Our version of the deep but not profound game also starts with "When I go to Venus, I'll take my wellies". Again, the destination is irrelevant, it's what you take that matters.

@TrickyD is also correct.

When I go to MMHQ I will take some tea?

I will be taking some doughnuts

I think I will take some capers

Why are you taking feathers to MNHQ OP?
I'm not sure if I understand this thread but here goes.

When i go to Costa Rica I'm taking binoculars.

This is a true statement, I'm going in a couple of months - but did I completely misunderstand the thread. I didn't see the 'deep but not profound' thread so I might have completely missed the point.

@DoorOpening and @Chuzzle are correct

@Lookingforsomedirection you can't take tea.

@Allout123 you can't take binoculars, but you could take anti-histamines.

@Lookingforsomedirection take some Lapsang Souchong I hear it’s Justine’s favourite.

I will take bears

@Lookingforsomedirection no bears for you I'm afraid, but the Lapsang Souchong as suggested by @NewYearss would be fine.

I will take guacamole.

I’ll take some unicycling unicorns.

I’m taking an elephant

I’m taking marmite

@GrannyAchingsShepherdsHut
@UniversityofWarwick
@ErrolTheDragon
@marcopront

All correct!

Why can’t I take a vat of tar?

@LilyFeather sorry Lils but it isn’t permissible within the rules of what you are allowed to take to MNHQ.
Have a look at who is taking what, and you will be able to work out a better option as your offering to the wise ones. Along with my other gift I’m also going to offer a dachshund, btw.

A sweet cherry pie!

I'm taking a hairbrush

I have no idea what any of this means 😕