Large poo stuck in waste pipe

[Strawberrydelight78]

My lovely son has done the biggest poo known to man this morning in our only toilet.🙈🙈🙈It has flushed but is stuck in the waste pipe. I’ve done everything suggested online put washing up liquid down poured a bucket of water down and bicarb and distilled vinegar and plunged with the toilet brush. But the water is still coming up quite high when flushed. I am trying to clear it before anyone else needs to use it. He has autism and is totally unaware of the drama he’s caused. Any suggestions of anything else I could try please? And Happy New Year.

Depth Charge?

If it's really cold where the OP is, I'd be wary of cracking the toilet bowl.

Not quite the same, but many years ago, my late husband accidentally grouted the cistern to the wall when tiling.

When we had a sudden change in temperature, the cistern cracked...

No, he wasn't the one sitting on the loo when it happened. scowls

Torpoodo ?

Do not use boiling water! It will crack the porcelain.

No I never I’m not that daft. It’s sorted now anyway.

I wasn’t expecting such a big response. We now have a fully functioning loo. We tucked into a huge New Year’s Day dinner followed by moose. DS is already looking in the fridge for more munchies.

Make sure you have Dyno-Rod on stand by...

Yes this is what I’ve been doing whenever the toilet has been used. DS does need to eat a lot as he is hardly ever still and burns a lot of calories he used to be underweight when he was younger. He is a healthy eater the downside of that is he has monster poo’s.

My 17yo has been producing giant poos since he was in pre school. I remember his key worker pulling me aside to tell me he had done a mahoosive adult sized poo one morning. She thought it was hilarious🤣 He also has autism and seems to clamp his arse shut for days on end, then does a massive toilet blocker. I have been known to double wrap my hand and arm in a bin bag and do a James Herriot on it.

I am chuckling at this thread. Sorry OP. There's an episode of still game with a guy called innes and this very situation is dealt with. I have been snorting watching that and then came here to read this. sorry. Not helpful 😭 😂

Agree with 'Bananatime'! My outlet to waste pipe is quite narrow and to one side ,so it is awkward to get at. I think it is the rather low pressure which causes my loo to block sometimes. Marigolds ,hot water and then bleach or drain unblocker afterwards works,saves calling a plumber and as it is my only loo I have to take action! Good luck.

Moose ? You must have all been extremely hungry 🤣

lol 😂

One thing a plumber friend advised me to do on a monthly basis is to throw a bucket of water - doesn’t matter whether it’s cold or hot NEVER boiling - down the loo. Pipes have narrowed, cisterns aren’t as full & the water flow isn’t as strong so the extra water just gives an extra bit of ooomph.
So once a month I test the fire alarms, MO alarms & chuck some water down the loo….

Moose?! Blimey no wonder there are toilet issues

🤣🤣🤣

A mousse!

A moose would explain a lot!

So according to some troll on Reddit I’m a poo troll. Whoever you are just fuckoff.

For the sake of all involved, I sincerely hope this is the poo troll

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/_chat/5468570-large-poo-stuck-in-waste-pipe

Take no notice of them. Most are banned from Mumsnet and any mention of poo gets them all excited, thinking it's the resident perv who gets off on tales of shit.

Should have called the police or the fire brigade. On second thoughts, maybe a blockage is better than a smashed front door ?!

Me too. From someone who never goes without medication most days I envy the poor lad getting rid of so much in one go..

Lots of bleach left over night will soften it

I can assure you that this is amazing 😂 has deff saved us calling a plumber!!

Get a stick from the garden, poke it into the poo to break it up, using the same stick, pull some of it up the toilet pan and flush what remains, then repeat. Return stick to garden, compost heap etc. Always works. Defines poo sticks!!

We have 2 toilets, one of which is designated “No one from Vecnas side of the family is allowed to poo in here”
We have bum capabilities of the Channel Tunnel.