Give me 2 jobs that need doing today and I will tell you which one your other half prioritised

[quietlycontent]

I will go first

Job 1 Folding up a large pile of washing and hanging up another load

Job 2 Cleaning the top of the kitchen cupboards and asking me 10000x what to do with the stuff I put up there because I didn't find a home for it already??

Same here!

A) hoover or mop a room (any room) before the influx of guests

Or indeed

B) protractedly clean the inside of the coffee machine and descale the kettle

A. Fuck all

B) Fuck all.

Like most days really.

Well seems like we all have similar problems!

Hanging pictures

the ironing

Ok, both of us trying to get over flu, not feeling 100% at all.

Person 1. Went to asda and m&s, also card factory. Also filled car at the garage. Car parks full, shops hot and busy. Humped all the shopping to the car and into house. Came back knackered.

Person 2. Went a quiet walk to take advantage of the clear, dry day. During walk, stopped at a cozy cafe and had coffee and mince pie. Came back rested.