Your house gets broken into , you can only use a toy in your home to defend yourself , which toy are you choosing? are

[OneUmberJoker]

A tennis ball

Where’s the driving toy from? My toddler nephew would love it.

A ‘hero in a half shell’ the only toy left - DS2 is now 44!

Think this is Donatello 😀

The big nerf shot gun.

I’m going to ask them to take their shoes off if they wouldn’t mind, but secretly have sprinkled Lego everywhere

Another Lego one here… on the stairs so they get their full weight on it

No toys in my house these days but I can confirm that stickle bricks could take someone down if trodden on.

I think a toddler's rocking horse to the face as they came up the stairs would cramp their style.

Me too !!

Pogo stick

Le Toy Van Barbarossa pirate ship. It’s wood, hefty, and would do some solid damage (think concussion). Yo-ho, yo-ho, motherfuckers.

I have a cheap toy bus that plays creepy music and spins around madly - it has a painted toy animal in it that defies the rules of nature. It would either terrify the burglar or have them in hysterics so we have time to escape.

It’s an old toy my son had years ago, that got put away and then got taken out for my grandchildren. It was made by Chicco,Googling it seems to be a Chicco pre school talking driver steering wheel toy. My youngest granddaughter loves it, not sure if they still make them now.

Lightsabre.

The fire engine. Just get it to play the neenorneenor sound and hope it doesn't break into a chirpy song instead.

Thanks!