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Food you don't understand

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ChippySauce · 12/09/2025 10:21

Crumbed ham.

I don't get it.
What does the crumb bring?
It can't be textural as it's usually soggy.
Can any crumbed ham aficionados please enlighten me?

Are there other food mysteries you'd like clearing up?

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DiscoBob · 12/09/2025 14:29

givemushypeasachance · 12/09/2025 11:26

I don't see oysters as food. You've got to go to all that effort to collect them, then break into them, and it looks like a snotty phlegmy mess in there you swallow down. Eww, why.

I'm not very keen on watermelon - it doesn't taste of very much, it's like crunchy water. I accept that maybe the watermelons we get in this country may not be the most flavourful as they've presumably been picked early to last for travel. It looks so pretty but it's disappointing.

I think oysters are more like having an alcohol shot. I can't imagine getting full up on them. Eating a massive bowl? Sounds gross. Even though I do like three or four with Tabasco, vinegar and shallots.

I find watermelon tastes fishy. And sometimes it's kind of furry which I think is grim. Almost like wet cotton wool. Coconut water tastes like fish to me also!

ChippySauce · 12/09/2025 14:30

MerelyPlaying · 12/09/2025 14:24

Well I love blue cheese, olives and avocado, in fact there is little that I don't enjoy eating BUT

Get those feckin' pea shoots off the plate! Everything ordered in a restaurant these days seems to come with a bouquet of tasteless green shoots. I even had them on soup once. Why, just why? Pointless and doubtless expensive, they add nothing to a dish.

Pea shoots and foam are usually served on a piece of slate 😉

Says it all.
Who wants to eat their meal off roofing material 🤷‍♀️

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Notagain75 · 12/09/2025 14:30

murasaki · 12/09/2025 10:59

Celery. Stringy green water with an unpleasant taste. Just why?? It's not food.

I love the taste of celery and the crunch. It's one of my favourite snack foods when I'm trying not to eat chocolate or cake!
But I don't get Marmite, Ovaltine or seafood.

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ChocolateCinderToffee · 12/09/2025 14:30

DiscoBob · 12/09/2025 14:29

I think oysters are more like having an alcohol shot. I can't imagine getting full up on them. Eating a massive bowl? Sounds gross. Even though I do like three or four with Tabasco, vinegar and shallots.

I find watermelon tastes fishy. And sometimes it's kind of furry which I think is grim. Almost like wet cotton wool. Coconut water tastes like fish to me also!

Oysters on the shell are alive when you eat them.
I'm out.

WhatterySquash · 12/09/2025 14:31

Calamari - horrible rubbery fishy elastic bands, bleugh. Also anything strongly fishy like caviar, sardines etc - just makes me think of smelly bins.

Matcha tastes like weird soap and joss-stick flavoured dust. why ruin nice chocolate and drinks with it?

I want to like mango but to me it always has a faint hint of fag ash.

And definitely truffles - smell/taste of sweaty unwashed bollocks.

coxesorangepippin · 12/09/2025 14:31

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiddlehead

These things

Not popular in the UK thank God, eaten in North America

Who knows why anyone would eat them, awful

coxesorangepippin · 12/09/2025 14:33

Agreed with Indian desserts

It's like they are trying to be something they're not

DancingInTheMoonlights · 12/09/2025 14:34

murasaki · 12/09/2025 11:43

Snacking in general. Can people really not last between meals without cramming themselves full of more food? Admit it, you eat 6 meals a day.

😂😂😂😂

Cara707 · 12/09/2025 14:35

Shellfish- I don't want to deshell my food, nor catch food poisoning from it!

GlastoNinja · 12/09/2025 14:35

Cheesecake, just the thought of it makes me feel unwell. But you say that to people and you just get a lot of ‘oh but you haven’t had MY cheesecake’ and try and force you to eat it. Listen, it could be the best cheesecake ever and I’d still hate it because the texture and taste and everything about it is just wrong.

JohnBullshit · 12/09/2025 14:36

The only person I ever knew with a genuine aversion to cucumber was my dad, who couldn't just leave it on his plate. It had to be removed forthwith if it appeared unheralded in a side salad, because the smell of it put him off his entire meal. He wasn't a fussy man, and he ate sprouts quite happily.
Me, I can't get my head around mozzarella. To me it's just chewy stringy tasteless muck that they put on pizza to keep the toppings on. Yuck. Why anyone would choose to have it on anything else is a complete mystery, when there are so many non-tasteless alternatives

jonthebatiste · 12/09/2025 14:36

Spicy food. I don't mean spiced (can't eat food without seasoning and flavour). I don't mean heat to offset sweetness or sourness. I mean spicy food that makes your tongue burn, makes you sweat, make you feel nauseous, obliterates the flavour of food. What's the point of it?

DancingInTheMoonlights · 12/09/2025 14:37

jettisoned · 12/09/2025 11:59

Cheese. It's rancid milk and sometimes, rancid milk with mould in it. And it stinks, like vomit and decay. 🤮

Agreed. I couldn’t get a cheese sandwich past my lips, vomity gak!

murasaki · 12/09/2025 14:37

JohnBullshit · 12/09/2025 14:36

The only person I ever knew with a genuine aversion to cucumber was my dad, who couldn't just leave it on his plate. It had to be removed forthwith if it appeared unheralded in a side salad, because the smell of it put him off his entire meal. He wasn't a fussy man, and he ate sprouts quite happily.
Me, I can't get my head around mozzarella. To me it's just chewy stringy tasteless muck that they put on pizza to keep the toppings on. Yuck. Why anyone would choose to have it on anything else is a complete mystery, when there are so many non-tasteless alternatives

Talking of mozzarella, which to me is fine, burrata. A soggier more expensive version of mozzarella. There's no need.

GlastoNinja · 12/09/2025 14:38

Oh and mashed potato, I don’t get the raving about it. It’s sloppy, tasteless baby food and I don’t know why you’d ruin a decent meal with it.

Unless you have a broken jaw or are very poorly, what’s the point?

80smonster · 12/09/2025 14:41

Offal. Just why?

Mumsyelected · 12/09/2025 14:41

Fish. In any form

Nothankyov · 12/09/2025 14:42

ChippySauce · 12/09/2025 10:21

Crumbed ham.

I don't get it.
What does the crumb bring?
It can't be textural as it's usually soggy.
Can any crumbed ham aficionados please enlighten me?

Are there other food mysteries you'd like clearing up?

Actually for some it can be a textural thing regardless of the fact that is soggy

RJ2023 · 12/09/2025 14:42

murasaki · 12/09/2025 10:59

Celery. Stringy green water with an unpleasant taste. Just why?? It's not food.

Agreed! Even my rabbit won't touch it and she eats anything.

Nothankyov · 12/09/2025 14:42

Mumsyelected · 12/09/2025 14:41

Fish. In any form

Fish is delicious! How can you think fish is weird one?

Nothankyov · 12/09/2025 14:43

Omg! I disagree with almost everyone on here! 🤣 I mean I knew I was a foodie and have a very very broad taste but a bit surprised! 🤣

WiltedLettuce · 12/09/2025 14:45

Cinaferna · 12/09/2025 12:14

I hated them. Then a friend made me lunch with olives in and out of politeness I ate them and loved them, after avoiding them for years. Same with fish. I hated fish. Just the smell made me feel sick. Then inexplicably when I first met DH and invited him for dinner I made baked rainbow trout - I chose it - no idea why - and have loved fish ever since.

I read somewhere that your tastebuds change in your late twenties as your adult brain fully matures and people often start liking things then that they hated before - usually strong flavours like olives, anchovies etc.

Yes, not relevant to the main thread, but I often wonder about people who get upset because their kids are unadventurous eaters. Babies have around 30,000 taste buds, apparently, whereas adults have less than 10,000. It seems obvious to me therefore that many kids will dislike lots of foods that adults will like, but hopefully will eat an improved range as they get older. The food just tastes different (and more intense) to them. So long as they're getting a reasonably healthy range, give them what they'll eat and don't stress.

SnugglyJumpersMakeItBetter · 12/09/2025 14:47

Peaches in salad. I mean, WTF?!!

MrsBeltane · 12/09/2025 14:47

Sweet potatoes. Why would anyone enjoy a potato that's sweet??

SquirrelMadness · 12/09/2025 14:48

xanthomelana · 12/09/2025 12:17

Controversial but I don’t get the hype about Yorkshire puddings. They don’t actually taste of anything and go soggy. I’m off to hide now because I know people love them 😂

I'm glad you've said this, I totally agree but I always feel like I'm the only one. Maybe I've just never had good Yorkshire puddings but I've had quite a lot of roasts.