Excellent insults that have fallen out of fashion / you don’t hear anymore…

[FusionChefGeoff]

Twerp
Berk

I want to teach my 10 and 13 year olds some ‘funny’ insults from back in the day - any others that need resurrecting??

Did you come down with the dew?

Are your ears painted on?

Why are you sitting there like Piffy on a rock bun?

Dunce

Oaf
buffoon

I haven’t heard wanker for a long time 😂

Knobhead
Wally
Div

Window licker 🤣🤣. I’ve not heard that in years.

'All fur coat and no knickers' was my Grandma's favourite

Der Brain

I recognise all the Scots ones some of the other regional ones are a bit of a mystery but fun trying to work them out.
What's a piffy sitting on a rock bin?

I liked the sandwich short of a picnic, not the sharpest tool in the shed type insults that seemed to be used by everyone's grandad...

Gormless barmpot was a good one when someone was just being an idiot.

Blithering imbecile

Wally

My mum used to call me this when I was really small and doing something I shouldn’t usually with a half smile as I’d be doing something like climbing or messing with something I shouldn’t ! She now calls my two year old this. I like it, in offensive but we all know what it means!

” you little ratfink”

also
“toad” when being cheeky or naughty or
“toad of toad hall “when being the worst toddler!

Shut yir puss! (Still use it regularly though!)

Lend me your face to go ratting.
Dimson.
Twonk.
He/She's nowt to look at, got a face like a Trent Otter.
You turkey.

Got a face that could haunt a house.

cadger
minger
face like a slapped arse

I remember explaining this to mates in the pub when living in France. They remain bewildered.

My dad used to say people were “lame under the cap” if he thought they were a bit stupid.

Son of a motherless goat.

This was used during my childhood to mean somebody with no friends. Haven’t heard it for many years.

Dundee if I'm not mistaken

😂

The Three Amigo’s!

Silly chump.