Excellent insults that have fallen out of fashion / you don’t hear anymore…

[FusionChefGeoff]

Twerp
Berk

I want to teach my 10 and 13 year olds some ‘funny’ insults from back in the day - any others that need resurrecting??

Gobshite.

tawny eyed parrot faced wazzock

Joey Deacon was born with severe cerebral palsy and was a disability rights advocate.

Queg.
Ponce.
Blurt.

Twit

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Fud.

Great galah.

Apologies if someone has said this already, I haven't seen it...

I like this insult...

'I saw a loaf of bread in Sainsburys this morning, and I thought it was named after you. On closer inspection, it said 'thick cut.' 😆

"You dropped your gay card" was a stone cold killer in the nineties, but not appropriate these days.

God i remember everyone calling each other Joey when i was a kid, I hadn't seen that episode of Blue Peter and at the time thought it was something to do with kangaroos. Awful, awful thing.

My mums favourite was "She's all fur coat and no knickers."

Donkey

Big girl's blouse

You're not as green as you're cabbage looking.

"Did you think I was buttoned up the back?"

Pompous, nincompoop, you cantankerous old boot.

Git

I'm fond of 'If brains were dynamite he wouldn't have enough to blow his hat off'
I think generally nicknames used to be more imaginative - and not for the fainthearted. I was at school with someone universally known as Chloroform as he was so boring.

A bad stick
A bad rascal
Hingin' aboot like a fart in a trance

For someone forever talking loudly and just generally being a boor - Mighty Mouth or Mouth Almighty

"Did you think I was floating up the Clyde on a banana boat?" As in, do you think I am stupid?

I use this one but it’s more of a compliment wrapped in an insult really 😄

Away an' boil yer head.

Calm yer ham!

Was said very often when I was growing up especially in school life.