Can anyone give me a 'Fuck you, Neil'?

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I sent some info out on Monday to some shareholders in my job. I sent an update to the information out today.

A Neil, who I have never had any interaction with, but who is a senior shareholder replied...

Thanks Ramsay, would have been good to know that on Monday and everyone agrees.

He copied in everone. It's more than my job is worth to respond...but a FU would be much appreciated.

And share any work frustrations...I'll be on your side.

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To clarify...the updated information was not available until today

Surely this is fine?

Right. That’s absolutely fine.

Channel your inner Nessa and say "Oh, Neil, stop being a twat."

Hi Neil, thank you for your feedback. I agree that it would have been useful for me to have this information on Monday. Please can we book in time to revisit the process for ensuring that information will be available on time for future occasions so that this doesn't happen again.

And reply all.

Dear Nial

please be assured that I send updates as soon as I receive them.

Thanks so much for your input Neil.

I am so glad my email has everyone is in agreement. So rare these days. Lovely to know I could create some cordiality in the world.

Luv ya xxx

Don't worry, next time I will nake sure I shove it in your face Neil.

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This, absolutely this one.

Get fucked Neil you bell end.
As if I had a magical fucking Tardis that could take me to each other cunt who was on leave and get the info you.
I hope you get crabs 🖕

Absolutely no regards or fucks given
OP

Tell Neil to check his spam folder because you're concerned your emails aren't getting to him seeing as you sent the first one on Monday.

My cousin Neil most hates the "N I E L" misspelling of his name, so that might be an option.

I haven't a clue what you're on about.

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Yes I completely agree but (as I'm not psychic) as I have just received the information I passed it on as soon as I possibly could. ttfn

Basically she sent some info on Monday and then an update on Thursday.

Neil moaned that the info that wasn't available until Thursday wasn't sent on Monday.

errm - no blame culture???? they seem happy enough to blame you for perceived lateness of info........

“Noted, Neil. This has also come to light and may also be of interest” Then send him a link to this thread.
The rest of the ccs will salute you and you’ll be the talk of the town. No job, but you’ll be dining out on the story for years.

For some reason this reply made me laugh even more than the Neal/Kneel/Niel suggestions.

Sorry Neil, but my balls are made of meat not crystal!

Hi Neil,

Thank you for your input.

Just to claify, had i have received the information on the date specified i can assure i would of forwarded this directly onto yourself. However, the information only became available on Thursday which as I am sure you are aware actually falls after Monday.

I am more than happy to attend a meeting to discuss myself recieving all of the correct information sent to me by relevent personell on the same day if that would help?

If you still feel that myself sending the information as soon as I had recieved it on to you was in any way unprofessional. Please see the time stamps which highlight when the information was recieved.

Kind regards,
Get fucked Neil.

Tell him you’re putting in a request for a crystal ball or a time machine so that in future you will be able to provide information before it exists. If you misspell his name as “Kneel” you can blame autocorrect.

Hi Nellie, I just couldn't be arsed to send it before. You know what it's like, even more so, everyone thinks the same.

😁😁😁

My limited research of Neil's confirms this.
Fucktards the lot of them.

Nell. That's my contribution

”Apologies Niel (sic!) - my crystal ball was broken!”