Can anyone give me a 'Fuck you, Neil'?

[RamsaySnowsSausage]

I sent some info out on Monday to some shareholders in my job. I sent an update to the information out today.

A Neil, who I have never had any interaction with, but who is a senior shareholder replied...

Thanks Ramsay, would have been good to know that on Monday and everyone agrees.

He copied in everone. It's more than my job is worth to respond...but a FU would be much appreciated.

And share any work frustrations...I'll be on your side.

This is exactly what I would say

If you are using Outlook, just add a thumbs up reaction to his email and make no further comment

That makes zero sense. Since when were “no blame” and “no explain” the same thing? Why are explanations forbidden in your workplace?

Patronise him? “Ah thanks for your understanding Neil love, it really would have been great to have this on Monday, glad everyone agrees. Such a shame it was released just today but with your support I’m sure it will all work out xx”

The only good Neil is Neil Hannon. Mistrust all other Neils.

Write back, ‘You’re a dick and EveRyONe agrees’

Stupid Neil...

"You are absolutely right: it would have been great to know this on monday. I also agree with you all".

What about Neil Young??

Neal,

Yes it would have been fantastic to know this on Monday. Unfortunately until the advent of time machine, that is impossible. Everyone agrees.

Best...

Or

Neal,

It really would have, however the additional information only became available today and I thought everyone would appreciate knowing ASAP.

Best, ...

Add a smiley face in lieu of a fuck you 😀

And Neil Tennant.

I'd just ignore - everyone knows that Neil is a dick now because he replied all.

FUCK YOU NEIL

“Hi, Neil. Please clarify - I am having difficulty understanding the purpose of your comment.”

Oh yes, but with the misspelt name. 🙏

Anyway, in answer to your question, I was going to say, No, but I can offer a ‘Bloody Hell Ken’, but in reflection Neale/Neal/Neil deserves the Fuck You. So, Fuck You Neale/Neal/Neil.

Neil Carter is one of the good guys.

So many different ways to spell Neil, Neill, Neal, Neale, Nial, Niall, Neel

Or just send 👍

And he’s called neeeeeel!

I think Im the only one that shared a work frustration. The rest of you are too focused on Neil to share yours!

Love this! 😂

Yes this is good. Polite but gets the point across

I wholeheartdely agree too. Great to be on the same page!

One of the genuinely nicest people I have ever met is called Neil 😁

Excellent. I’d just add a bit:
*Thanks Neil, I would also have liked to know on Monday, but the updated information only came out on Friday. I sent it on to shareholders at once.”

Please do it. It’s perfectly polite. Don’t let his allegation remain unchallenged.