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In a post-apocalyptic future would you rather...

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noblegiraffe · 18/07/2025 16:25

struggle for survival on the harsh and bleak surface with other survivors

or

live in a nice comfy large bunker with a few thousand people and all the mod cons except you can't go outside, or communicate with anyone outside?

See, I assumed everyone would choose the bunker but some friends said they'd rather chance death on the outside than live in a bunker, even if it was huge.

Polling wouldn't let me put only two options so you can also choose to die in the apocalypse and opt out of either scenario.

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ShinyAppleDreamingOfTheSea · 18/07/2025 21:33

Orangemintcream · 18/07/2025 17:58

Take my chances outside.

Sometimes I fantasise about a world with no other humans in it and how I would live. I would love the peace.

I could rinse the local pharmacies. Stock up. Set up house in a stately home with an orangery. Grown my own food.

Eat the wildlife.

Find a axe. Cook on fire wood.

So much peace.

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Can I come and live in your orangery with your home grown food please? I promise I’ll sit in my own quiet little corner and won’t be too annoying. I can help cook some veggie casseroles but I won’t need to join eating the wildlife. Will there be electricity for my kindle ?

TaraRhu · 18/07/2025 21:34

Both. I'd go to the bunker until I couldn't take it anymore then I'd chance the outside.

Cherrysoup · 18/07/2025 23:08

Outside, I’d rather be dead than be confined in a bunker.

XenoBitch · 18/07/2025 23:16

Die from the outset.
I don't want to live in a world where we would kill our neighbours over a few tins of soup.
War, nuclear fallout, comet... I already have the means ready if it happens.

GoodLaudanum · 18/07/2025 23:46

If it was a zombie apocalypse / nuclear war > bunker
If just battling natural extremes and the odd bear > outside

404PageNotFound · 19/07/2025 00:34

I'd be chucking all the pills down my throat with a bottle of rose as soon as I could. I'd be hopeless on the outside and claustrophobic so couldn't cope with the bunker. Game over for me thanks all the same.

Maxorias · 19/07/2025 00:42

Assuming we had access to entertainment (someone saved up the whole amazon kindle library and most movies/series that were ever made), then the bunker. I'd happily spend the rest of my days reading. Only if my kids could come with me obviously.

If we have no reading materials or movies, then I'd rather take my chances outside. Living locked up with nothing to occupy your mind isn't a life worth living anyway.

BrandyandGinger · 19/07/2025 00:52

The show on Disney+ is called Paradise and it's very good. In that scenario I'd like to be in the bunker (with James Marsden).

Usernamenope · 19/07/2025 04:33

I'd opt to go in the bunker, but I would be really worried about the smell of stale farts of the many people sharing the bunker with me. There is no ventilation - do I just have to breathe it all in?

If the answer is yes, then I would chance battling the barbarism of post apocalyptic life on the outside as long as I am not breathing in the stale farts.

Lafufufu · 19/07/2025 04:44

rickyrickygrimes · 18/07/2025 16:42

If the Walking Dead is anything to go by, the bunker will be as dangerous as the outside very quickly. How will they keep order? Who else will they let in? Who decides what the rules are inside the bunker and how are they enforced?

As long as it’s slow moving zombies, I’ll take my chances outside to begin with (as per my username 🧟😆).

Yep
The bunker will prove "this is why we cant have nice things" faster than you can say "fuck off those are my tinned hot dogs"

Unless as per @BrandyandGinger its like paradise aka luxury dream bunker with alk the beautiful people in which case yes lock me up....

NegroniMacaroni · 19/07/2025 07:50

I wouldn't mind becoming a zombie. Not much different from my current state

FlyingUnicornWings · 19/07/2025 08:26

BrandyandGinger · 19/07/2025 00:52

The show on Disney+ is called Paradise and it's very good. In that scenario I'd like to be in the bunker (with James Marsden).

Oh if James Marsden’s in the bunker, I’m bunkering up!

noblegiraffe · 19/07/2025 09:10

FlyingUnicornWings · 19/07/2025 08:26

Oh if James Marsden’s in the bunker, I’m bunkering up!

There's good news and bad news there, really.

James Marsden is excellent in the show though. Oozes charisma.

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noblegiraffe · 19/07/2025 09:16

Genuinely surprised that a third of people would rather die in an apocalypse than give the comfy bunker a go. I reckon if the asteroid was coming, people were panicking and someone grabbed your hand and said 'quick, let's get to the bunker', you wouldn't go 'nah I'm good thanks'.

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NeverDropYourMooncup · 19/07/2025 11:03

noblegiraffe · 19/07/2025 09:16

Genuinely surprised that a third of people would rather die in an apocalypse than give the comfy bunker a go. I reckon if the asteroid was coming, people were panicking and someone grabbed your hand and said 'quick, let's get to the bunker', you wouldn't go 'nah I'm good thanks'.

After the initial impact, you'd have the same problems as anybody above ground, only with the added complication of being entombed with exactly the sort of people you'd be at risk from on the surface.

Food shortages - who gets fed, the leadership and their chosen ones, the non productive internees, the stronger, scary people prepared to kill? Same with medicine - any point in doing something for somebody who isn't critical to the leadership's plans? Childbirth is risky and creates new mouths to feed - do they interfere, do they encourage it, do they attempt to save women and babies, do they deal with disability or illness with Exposure or extermination? What happens when somebody conceives following a rape? Do they have a choice? How do they maintain order - what if they take against an intelligent internee who is well versed in voicing discontent with governmental or political approaches? Is that dealt with by a stern look and suggestion that they reflect upon the words they have used or by execution (as exile would make it possible that the location would be disclosed to outsiders)?

Confinement and an apocalypse would cause significant trauma or allow people's darkest opinions to come out - the leader who sees this as an opportunity to remake Society as they are now filled with Glorious Purpose (or the middle ranker who thinks they could do this if only the detritus of humanity were excised from the shelter and convinces others that the people they see as detritus, whatever form they personally despise, are the greatest threat to the shelter's survival).

There's a reason why no apocalyptic literature says 'They went into the bunker and lived happily ever after'. People.

MrsSethGecko · 19/07/2025 12:19

I honestly couldn't bear to be in a bunker. Not for even the shortest amount of time.

I once had a very big panic going through the Blackwall Tunnel and I've been known to have to take deep breaths driving up the levels a multi storey car park.

I'll take death in the fresh air over horror underground any day!

CeaselesslyIntoThePast · 19/07/2025 12:21

I’d be the one trying to catch the bomb to make sure I go

Needmorelego · 19/07/2025 12:21

MrsSethGecko · 19/07/2025 12:19

I honestly couldn't bear to be in a bunker. Not for even the shortest amount of time.

I once had a very big panic going through the Blackwall Tunnel and I've been known to have to take deep breaths driving up the levels a multi storey car park.

I'll take death in the fresh air over horror underground any day!

The air wouldn't be very fresh though 😁😁

BrandyandGinger · 19/07/2025 12:50

noblegiraffe · 19/07/2025 09:10

There's good news and bad news there, really.

James Marsden is excellent in the show though. Oozes charisma.

He's the perfect attractive but slightly dodgy politician. Everyone in Paradise is well cast.

DucklingSwimmingInstructress · 19/07/2025 20:14

If it's a choice of living an existance like in Harlan Ellison's A Boy and his Dog, a quick death is much the pleasantest option!

noblegiraffe · 19/07/2025 22:00

There's a reason why no apocalyptic literature says 'They went into the bunker and lived happily ever after'. People.

I guess a lot of that is a feature of post-apocalypse rather than specifically bunker. I can't think of any literature that's "And after the apocalypse they lived happily ever after". It's always dystopian!

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XenoBitch · 19/07/2025 22:02

noblegiraffe · 19/07/2025 09:16

Genuinely surprised that a third of people would rather die in an apocalypse than give the comfy bunker a go. I reckon if the asteroid was coming, people were panicking and someone grabbed your hand and said 'quick, let's get to the bunker', you wouldn't go 'nah I'm good thanks'.

Staying in a bunker is just kicking the can down the road. It would be a shit life.

JudgeBread · 19/07/2025 22:03

Well as I'm deathly afraid of being underground and have reasonably good survival skills I'd brave the outdoors I think.

MigGril · 19/07/2025 22:58

noblegiraffe · 18/07/2025 18:24

There's a show on Apple TV with people living in a bunker (not Silo!) which looks very pleasant - it's a bit like the Truman show in that it has a big light to look like the sun, a fake sky, and everyone lives in nice houses. But it's in a mountain. That was all set up beforehand by a multibillionaire who stocked it with everything one could possibly need.

I would totally be up for that bunker.

That ones called Paradise, its also on Disney plus. Its very good but it has a bit of twist before the end of the series.

RedRosie · 19/07/2025 23:15

I'd take my chances outside. In reality The Bunker People would go bad pretty quickly. They'd go political or feral (or possibly culty) and as a middle-aged woman I can't be arsed with it.

I'm with the stately home/deer park/walked garden/orangey people, if there aren't too many of us. I think we could build something civilised.

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