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Poshest children’s name’s you’ve heard?

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purpledaze24 · 14/07/2025 08:40

My DS is due to start school in Sept and we recently met his soon to be classmates at an intro session. I have never heard so many stereotypically posh names in one group of people in my life! (The school is close to a very wealthy village…that we don’t live in sadly!) there was an Arabella, a Tarquin, a Jaygo, a Henrietta. So that’s what inspired this thread…what do you consider the top 5 poshest names you’ve ever heard of?

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PandorasMailbox · 14/07/2025 18:49

HairsprayBabe · 14/07/2025 09:47

Most actual posh people have fairly normal "boring" names because they are family names passed down.

Arabella is v popular in my very not posh, working class, reform voting town 😓

I do have "posh" (re poncey) taste in names, happily my husband is normal, and wouldn't let me give my son the middle name Falcon - after Scott of the Antarctic of course 😂

Falcon would be such a cool name 😄

"My name is Smith, Falcon Smith"

My ex vetoed the name Gabriel if we had a son. In the end, I had 3 daughters.

ColinCaterpillarsNo1Fan · 14/07/2025 18:53

Calliopespa · 14/07/2025 18:37

I had no idea ...

Is it Stefania?

She spelt it with a ph but I suspect it can also be spelt with an f.

@Calliopespa

pollyglot · 14/07/2025 18:58

Ptolemy (double-banger)

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StampOnTheGround · 14/07/2025 19:06

reinforcementz · 14/07/2025 09:37

I read this as "the most Universal Credit people I know" so that's where I'm at

Yep, me too haha

ButteredRadish · 14/07/2025 19:09

There’s a boy in DD’s class called Cosmo!

WittyOrca · 14/07/2025 19:14

Octavia and India

pennyHD · 14/07/2025 19:15

Jethro

Silverpaws · 14/07/2025 19:18

Names of people I went to university with:
Clementina
Talitha
The full names were amazing five barreled things but I don't want to identify them. They came from lives I hadn't dreamt of.

Jaq27 · 14/07/2025 19:22

Calliopespa · 14/07/2025 16:17

You might well be right actually.

I'm almost certain it has nothing to do with lettuces.

Lettice is an old name. There was a famous lady at the Tudor court who was a rival of Elizabeth I -- she married the Queen's favourite Robert Dudley.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LetticeKnollys

Lettice Knollys - Wikipedia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lettice_Knollys

Gymnopediegivesmethewillies · 14/07/2025 19:30

Orlando and Octavia

Flashout · 14/07/2025 19:31

Merlin. I mean, for fucks sake.

RosesAndHellebores · 14/07/2025 19:32

Flashout · 14/07/2025 19:31

Merlin. I mean, for fucks sake.

I know a grown up Merlin. I think it's a great name.

MikeRafone · 14/07/2025 19:45

The story goes that Prince Andrew wanted to name his daughter Annabella or Arabella and the Queen said it was too posh

Sweetpea1532 · 14/07/2025 19:47

I'm from the US...what exactly does 'posh' mean? I don't think we have a proper name for 'posh' here.

We have Upper class, Middle Class, and Lower class, and depending on income can be classed as Upper middle class, etc. We call men and women with higher paying jobs 'white collar' because they wear white collar shirts with their business attire.
The class system here, though, is pretty much a thing of the past since even a person born into a lower class family ( aka 'blue collar' because the men used to wear blue work shirts) is able to go to University and potentially become a high earner. Also, many of the lower class, small business owners or farmers have sent their children to University where they have come back to their home towns and turned Pop's local little farm or shop into global reaching businesses. Side note..I have a childhood friend who did just this. He has his own aeroplane, more rental properties than he can count, and other businesses. Last time I was home, I saw him driving by in his Cybertruck pulling a little trailer with a lawnmower on it because he'd been around mowing the lawns of some of his properties...and his name is Greg.

hyggetyggedotorg · 14/07/2025 19:48

I know an Apollo & Adonis who are the very opposite of posh.

Thinking of children my DCs went to school with who were probably the “poshest”, I would say;

Fraser
Ruby
Hayley
Victoria
Joshua
Rose

People would possibly think my eldest sister is “posh” (big house in the middle of nowhere, high flying career, speaks nicely etc) but her DCs have definite “chav” names (as I have seen them described on MN). They were adopted & obviously already had their names.

diddl · 14/07/2025 19:48

MikeRafone · 14/07/2025 19:45

The story goes that Prince Andrew wanted to name his daughter Annabella or Arabella and the Queen said it was too posh

I thought she said it was a nightclub!

PandorasMailbox · 14/07/2025 19:49

I was at school in the 1970s with a girl named Petronella.

summertimeinLondon · 14/07/2025 19:53

PandorasMailbox · 14/07/2025 19:49

I was at school in the 1970s with a girl named Petronella.

Just remembered that my mum was at university with a girl called Fidelis! Now that’s pretty posh!

Beachtastic · 14/07/2025 19:58

Lancelot. He was Jamaican!

NameChange30 · 14/07/2025 20:00

TroysMammy · 14/07/2025 11:15

I wouldn't say posh but I did raise an eyebrow and think "poor kid" when I heard a Mum call her snotty nosed toddler Atlas. If only I had one on me and not my London A-Z I would have lent it to her. Atlas!

There is an Atlas in DC2's new reception class from September!

I quite like it actually. Wouldn't use it myself though.

LancashireButterPie · 14/07/2025 20:04

EllasNonny · 14/07/2025 08:56

My joiner is called Tarquin.

And he probably earns more than most professionals.

LancashireButterPie · 14/07/2025 20:07

summertimeinLondon · 14/07/2025 19:53

Just remembered that my mum was at university with a girl called Fidelis! Now that’s pretty posh!

Oooh I know a Fidelis, but male!

I think Merrick, Mungo and Ludo are the "poshest" I Know.

However truly posh folk have names like William, Catherine, George and Louis. ie totally ordinary.

Strawberryvodka · 14/07/2025 20:08

BunnyLake · 14/07/2025 14:36

I remember that from, was it Tess of the D’urbervilles? We read it at school and I remember being dumbfounded that St John was actually Sinjun.

Jane Eyre, I think.

LancashireButterPie · 14/07/2025 20:11

PandorasMailbox · 14/07/2025 18:49

Falcon would be such a cool name 😄

"My name is Smith, Falcon Smith"

My ex vetoed the name Gabriel if we had a son. In the end, I had 3 daughters.

What on earth is wrong with Gabriel?

Allotmentblackfly · 14/07/2025 20:19

Balthazar

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