Annie, are you walking? Are you walking, Annie?

[BarbaraVineFan]

…the lyrics of MJ’s ‘Smooth Criminal’, or so I thought until the age of about 25!!
Anyone else have funny misheard lyrics to share?

Will young - 'i think I'm going to deep fry now, before I fall any deeper'

Haha @LibbyOTV, that’s brilliant!

'Every time you go away you take a piece of meat with you'

'It's such a feeling that my love, I get high, I get high, I get highhhhg!'

“The lift goes up where we belong” by Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warne.

Hang on.

is it not ‘i get high?’

what is it then?

Desperado….why don’t you come to your senses….you’ve been outright offensive for so long now…

Your adhesive is turning warm....
Alternative lyrics to Dancing Queen

I can't hide, I can't hide, I can't hide!

Lola by The Kinks.

For years I thought they sang...

'She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a cockerel voice she said Lola.

I must admit I even tried saying 'Lola' in the way a cockerel might 😳

Oh, and who can forget that classic ‘My lover’s got no money, he’s got his trombelise’. I think I imagined a trombelise as a musical instrument of some kind, maybe a bit like a lute

Yes!! That’s exactly what it says! 😂

I TOTALLY knew that.

Shit, I’m 56 and until I saw your post I thought they were the correct lyrics!

Alanis Morissette - You Outta Know. Can't hear anything but cross eyed bear

I used to think it was something like that, stromboleef or something! And would wonder what exactly that was. This was in the days before you could Google things so easily!

I always thought it was a song to Eddie.. Eddie are you ok?..

Whitney singing about her Bittersweet, Man... Maurice 😂. I still struggle not to sing it that way.!

My DP took the piss out of me so much when he heard me singing along to the trombalece song! So glad it wasn't just me imagining some weird trombone-saxophone hybrid or something 🤣

Its a Wonderful World - I used to happily sing "The bright blessed day, the dogs say goodnight"
The correct line is the dark sacred night, which in hindsight makes much more sense.

@Tooty78i have just laughed out loud at that! What a sweet image though!

"There's a bathroom on the right " - Credence Clearwater Revival

"Someone's taken my rear away" - Adam Faith

Who remembers 'Hot Dog, Jumping frog, have a cookie'.

When smoke gets in, I hear violence

Ha, same here, although I think it’s “bittersweet….my Maurice”

I always thought it was "Annie are you wonky? Are wonky Annie?"