Annie, are you walking? Are you walking, Annie?

[BarbaraVineFan]

…the lyrics of MJ’s ‘Smooth Criminal’, or so I thought until the age of about 25!!
Anyone else have funny misheard lyrics to share?

I’m glad it’s not just me that’s been wondering why there’s a bathroom there 🤣

Who ya gonna call? Those bastards! 👻

I love Fallout Boy being also into cats.

Someone made it into a video...

BeeGees: You Should Be Dancin’

What you doing on your back? Became
“What ya chewing on? You’re fat!”.

Hmm, was it a school in Derbyshire?

Jason Derulo:

It’s too hot to sleep, I’ve got the shits on the floor, nothing on me. And I can’t take it no more, Yes I gotta pee!

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A-ha

Take on meeeee! Take me on!
i’ll beeeeeee gone!
Yeeeehawwwww owww weeee!
(actual lyrics is “inside a week” but my lyric was the sound of his wheels screeching off and him yelling yeeeee hawww

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TLC

Don’t go Jason Waterfalls!

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Wiley - Heatwave

When I’m right, den I’m balls in a heatwave! Balls in a heatwave.

It’s when I arrive, I’m causing a heatwave. Balls in a heatwave, sweaty bollocks, quite the image there Wiley!

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George Ezra, Budapest

but for you, yoooooou,
I’ll diddley doo.

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🇺🇸 US national anthem. I always thought was a sort of “up yours” at the beginning to the Mexicans:

José can’t you see?

🤣 Thanks for the laughs everyone! Badly needed today.

Outing myself here but that’s my first name and I can’t walk without an aid so this was a very confusing thread title 😂😂

Are you ok though? MJ was very concerned!

Ha ha same here - "chmmm ahemmeurrr... I WANT YOU TO KNOW"

I think it’s from teennn spirit

😅😂🤣

ABBA Super Trouper

I was sick and tired of everything, when I called you last night from Glasgow

I always thought it was Tesco, finally looked the lyrics up to check a couple of years ago.

Another ABBA one from me. In the song Fernando, I thought - right up until last year! - that she was singing "They were shining there for you and me, for Lee and for Fi, Fernando" instead of "for liberty". I just thought that Lee and Fi were their friends!

Bad, Bad Leroy Brown

”Badder than Al Capone” is what I hear, when in fact it’s “Badder than Old King Kong”

Considering this song is about a Chicago gangster, I think my version makes much more sense.

I heard 'My girl is red hot / Your girl is doodle squat' as 'My girl is red hot / Your girl is poodle snot.'

I think there was an advert that used it wasn’t there? For milk. In the 80s.

And “I believe in Miracoils” a few years later, for a mattress company.

1980s furniture adverts also totally ruined the Monty Python Galaxy Song, as I can only ever hear “see you all in Courts”

I used to think it was Miss Miller as a child. Thought they had locked a teacher in a classroom or something - "Miss Miller! We will not let you go!". 🤣

In the 1980s discos, I kept hearing this song:

When I'm with you, baby
I go out of my head
And I just can't get it up
And I just can't get it up
All the things you do to me
And everything you said
I just can't get it up
I just can't get it up

I just can't get it up
I just can't get it up
I just can't get it up
I just can't get it up

Ok so I thought it was Annie are you walking too. Well I never.

🤣🤣

Tonight, I sellotape my love to you

I'm going to praise you like a shoe 🙈🙈🙈

My sister and I used to sing "silence like a casserole" to Simon and Garfunkel.

Ha! Exactly that 🤣