Annie, are you walking? Are you walking, Annie?

[BarbaraVineFan]

…the lyrics of MJ’s ‘Smooth Criminal’, or so I thought until the age of about 25!!
Anyone else have funny misheard lyrics to share?

The song You Belong To Me

“See the pyramids along the Nile, see the sunrise on a traffic isle”

should be tropic isle (I think)

Charlene: I've been to paradise, but I've never been to Neath.

‘Get my hair down-check for nits’ by Lizzo

Madonna:

Last night I dreamt of some dago. 😲

Young girl with eyes like potatoes
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👋 to Coxy.official who I am sure reads these for inspiration

Scissor Sister - Filthy/Gorgeous

“Your disgusting,
and your nasty,
and you can rate me,
oooo in gymnastics”

Imagine Dragons- Younger

the line is 'I wish I could put a forcefield around every single one of us'
for the longest time I thought he was singing foreskin!😂

Madonna, la Isla Bonita. 'young girl with eyes like potatoes' is apparently incorrect and she's singing 'young girl with eyes like the desert'. I still don't believe it.

Same!

And me. I always sing that. Got a nice ring to it. My love is of the morning he’s got his trombeleze

Justin Timberlake

Under the lights when everything goes
Nowhere to hide when I'm getting new clothes.

Which kind of makes sense.

I hear that to Bruce Springsteen's Hungry Heart.

Everybody's got a hu..hu..hungry arse!

Celine dion titanic - The hot dogs will go on.
Shania twain - kiss your cock at night.
Dusty springfield - son of a piece of ham my sister use to say shut up its son of a pizza man.
La roux thought she said i`ll be running through its bulletproof.

‘All I do is shine his plate’ (take that- all I do each night is pray)

I thought it was about a put upon spouse washing up again and again….

I love this Songs of Praise from Adam Buxton. I don’t know what the words are supposed to be, but I much prefer this version.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=7-ZnPE3G_YY

I think we all did .

Hovis Presley did a version of that song with the lyrics 'The only one who could ever reach me: home-delivery pizza man'

This is called a Mondegreen

Oh I never knew what the hell this was!!
always sung: leffa quassing! 🤣🤣

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That's exactly what I sing, wait is it not right??

@BleakAF apparently it's 'your arm feels nice around my shoulder(s)'.

Oh that should be : 'Your arm felt nice wrapped round my shoulder.'

Blink 182's What's my age again?
"I walk alone to get the feeling right" is actually "I wore cologne to get the feeling right". Why would he walk alone 😆

Fallout Boy
"I am an arm stealer" is what I sing instead of "I am an arms dealer"

Who knew? I always wondered about her boyfriend stuck to her like a spider monkey and who was driving