Annie, are you walking? Are you walking, Annie?

[BarbaraVineFan]

…the lyrics of MJ’s ‘Smooth Criminal’, or so I thought until the age of about 25!!
Anyone else have funny misheard lyrics to share?

‘Annie, are you wonky’ has just made me roar @TooSquaretobehip😂😂😂

Wait what! It’s not Eddie? What is it then So it’s not you’ve been hit by a smooth criminal either then?

I DROP MY TOWEL
But pick it up again
Nobody can get me down

My little sister

Spare him his life from his pork sausages

'Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
It's Miller!

No, we will not let you go (let him go)
It's Miller'

"...City lights lay out before us
your arms and legs wrapped round my shoulders..."

I thought he had dungarees.. it was until recently I googled - 'strong beliefs'

I just had to google the lyrics because I thought that’s what they were until your post 😂.

My DSis sent me a meme the other day: “release your inner bitches or whatever Natasha Bedingfield said” and I will never be able to hear anything else…

DD thinks "...the past is in the past" line from Let it Go is "...the pastas in the pan". I thoroughly enjoy belting that out every time we listen to it.

Same! That Man Maurice made me feel soo sad!! haha

I know, she knows, I’m not from the Roskin.

Sounded like an area near Manchester 🤷‍♀️

’ what’s that coming over the hill? Is it a BOXTER? Is it a BOXTAAA? ,

Michael Jackson “bonjela’s not my son”
Bob Marley “with a roof rack over our heads”

I thought Manic Street Preachers were singing ‘I want to throw up until it hurts……in Australia’

Thought Sting was singing about a Canary in a coma.

Also White Lies... was quite old when I discovered it was White Lines

Until I was approx 49 I thought the line from raindrops keep falling on my head was “….cos I feel nothing’s worthy in me”. Thought the lad was deeply depressed, and still instinctively hear it as a very sad song.

"Give me a feckin' turnip!" - Frankie Valli, Let's Hang On.

I thought it was trampolines. I was 7 at the time, in fairness, but I’d actually still quite prefer to be tbh!

Have a friend who thought that the spice girls in viva forever were singing “pass the bananas, always be mine” 😀

Abba - Chicken Tikka

I think a lot of us did. Unless you saw the lyrics in Smash Hits or something!

Jake, he’s broken wind!
( Take these broken wings, Mr Mister)

Peter Kay has a v funny misheard lyrics bit in his live show just Google.

One of my best friends spent years thinking that Massive Attack were singing about Fussy Farts and was nonplussed when I fell apart laughing and pulled up the correct lyrics.

Abba - super trooper

since you called me last night from Tesco