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I look fucking awful

133 replies

Uglyugly · 08/06/2025 22:42

I had some new passport photos done to day and OMG i look awful.
I cant send them in no way.
Honestly it looks like im in shock like someone as a gun pointing at me.
I have no eye brows and pale i look like a scared ghost.
Going back to re-do them any tips on what i can do so i look half decent.
I dont wear make-up but i think this calls for it.
And how can i look like i do have a neck.
My hair was all pulled back i looked bald.
Please any tips on what i can do for my second round of pics.

OP posts:
BronwenFrideswide · 09/06/2025 14:27

Apologies I didn't read your updates, well done.

Anyone else practising the turtle head thing or is it just me?😁

notnorman · 09/06/2025 14:51

Be careful about jutting chin out. My husband did this on his photo. we fly every month- unless he juts his chin out for the e-gate machine, it won’t accept it is him and he has to go to see a human!! 🫣🤣🤣

BumpyWinds · 09/06/2025 16:40

notnorman · 09/06/2025 14:51

Be careful about jutting chin out. My husband did this on his photo. we fly every month- unless he juts his chin out for the e-gate machine, it won’t accept it is him and he has to go to see a human!! 🫣🤣🤣

😂I would happily swap jutting my chin out at an e-gate to living with a hideous passport photo!

I don't see chins when I look in the mirror but when I see photos of me, ping!, they appear out of nowhere!

CrystalSingerFan · 09/06/2025 16:52

shoofly · 08/06/2025 23:11

I have a friend who pointed out that if you look utterly horrific in the photo, anyone looking at you will see you as a vast improvement 😉

Edited

I like your friend's positivity!

Calliopespa · 11/06/2025 10:38

Uglyugly · 09/06/2025 12:11

Update.
I took advice from the thread.
I went back to boots this morning and got a lovely girl to help with makeup.
Went up stairs to the dreaded photo booth.
I look half decent now.
I had hair down and straightened makeup done.
And done the turtle thing with my neck.
Its not the best but i look half human.

I’m so pleased op! 😀

You’ve also given me a new hobby; I’m now noticing on website photos etc that people do do the turtle thing! It’s subtle but you can see them kind of leaning forward so their face is slightly closer to the camera than you would expect given their shoulder position.

I feel like I’m part of a new club! 🤣

AnnoyedAsAllHeck · 14/06/2025 08:25

BumpyWinds · 09/06/2025 16:40

😂I would happily swap jutting my chin out at an e-gate to living with a hideous passport photo!

I don't see chins when I look in the mirror but when I see photos of me, ping!, they appear out of nowhere!

They hide is what they do! Then, when you are getting a picture taken, they jump right out! In my case, a dozen or more chins pop out. I think they hide in my bra. 🤔

itsalwayssunnyhere · 16/06/2025 12:52

I feel you, OP! My passport photos are probably the worst pictures of me ever taken, no matter how much I try. The "no smiling" rule ruins it all, turning what could possible be a decent picture into a mugshot, and I take my own passport photos! Here is a guide on doing so if you need one, the biggest advantage of taking the photo yourself is that you get as many re-takes as you want to. Still not really flattering, but at least tolerable.

squashyhat · 16/06/2025 13:01

LumpyMashedPotato · 08/06/2025 22:45

The head angle is you keep chin neutral but jut your head fwd
Professional headshot peeps told me to pretend I was a turtle.
It works.

Eyebrows - get brown gel its not so scary and is buildable.

Separately dont be so hard on yourself.

The only people who will see them are complete strangers for 10 seconds or so each time you go through airport security. You don't have to look at them ever again once you have your new passport. As long as they bear some resemblance to you just forget it.

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