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I look fucking awful

133 replies

Uglyugly · 08/06/2025 22:42

I had some new passport photos done to day and OMG i look awful.
I cant send them in no way.
Honestly it looks like im in shock like someone as a gun pointing at me.
I have no eye brows and pale i look like a scared ghost.
Going back to re-do them any tips on what i can do so i look half decent.
I dont wear make-up but i think this calls for it.
And how can i look like i do have a neck.
My hair was all pulled back i looked bald.
Please any tips on what i can do for my second round of pics.

OP posts:
Cartwrightandson · 09/06/2025 07:15

Op download chat GDP and use the attractiveness rating chat, upload a photo and it'll tell you what products to buy and how to use them

Sevenamcoffee · 09/06/2025 07:15

I have a look of serial killer Aileen Wuornos in mine.

ExquisiteSocialSkills · 09/06/2025 07:18

My last one is terrible. Most people look better in real life.

Arfidsupport · 09/06/2025 07:21

I just never look at my passport and tell myself anyone who does I’ll likely
never see them again so I try not to care if they judge or silently laugh 😆

SlaveToMyFanny · 09/06/2025 07:21

I think it's fine to have a dreadful passport photo; anyone looking at it will think, Oh, she looks a lot nicer IRL.

My whole family have really bad passport photos at the moment, and all in different ways.

CluelessAboutBiology · 09/06/2025 07:32

My passport photo looks as if I’ve just got off of a long haul flight. I’ve never been on a long haul flight, but if I ever do, at least when I land I’ll look like the photo!

Calliopespa · 09/06/2025 07:37

MissScarletInTheBallroom · 09/06/2025 07:15

Tighter jawline and no double chin.

Oh I see. I was thinking it would look sort of hunched.

LumpyMashedPotato · 09/06/2025 09:38

Calliopespa · 08/06/2025 23:36

I am struggling to envisage - but fascinated by a - the turtle thing. 🐢 What is this aiming to achieve besides looking like a turtle?

Agreed. I was like wtf am I doing? The photographers were like yes! More ..more!

When i saw the pics I was pleasantly surprised as its uncomfortable.
but it seems to remove double chins and make your neck look a bit longer without looking weird from a front on angle!

You hold / pin shoulders down and sort of strain forward...
I'm really selling it aren't I??? 🤣

KitCar1 · 09/06/2025 09:50

I just got a new passport photo too and it’s not the best. Like other posters have said all pictures taken in those photo booths are so unflattering. Make up is a must though. I had make up on, extra blusher and subtle eyeliner but I still looked dodgy. Would have been much worse without makeup 😅

Escapingagain · 09/06/2025 10:18

Hair down is the answer as well as a bit of makeup blusher/bronzer will help. My child insisted on having her hair up and even her pic makes her look like a boy. The light is not flattering!

BastardesEverywhere · 09/06/2025 10:26

spikefaithbuffyangel · 09/06/2025 00:14

I put a LOT of makeup on for my driving license photo and hair down, had it taken as the post office
I actually look decent in it! Went heavy on brows and mascara

This.

Actually, I went heavier on brows, mascara and blush than I felt comfortable walking round in. But the photo was great.

It's just like stage make up.

Gettingbysomehow · 09/06/2025 10:29

Haha I shouldn't laugh but even when I was a 20 year beauty many moons ago I looked like an ugly garden gnome in passport photos.
All I can suggest is say to hell with it which I do now or put absolutely loads of makeup on - think ugly sisters in Cinderella type makeup.😂

mummysmagicmedicine · 09/06/2025 10:30

Don’t worry passport photos humble us all🤣

CatCaretaker · 09/06/2025 10:33

I don't wear make-up either. I imagine make-up wearers feel as odd going out without it as I would with it, So I would ignore the comments that say you can't have pictures without make-up. Of course you can, if you want to!

When my hair is pulled back I look bald too, but mine is curly so if I loosely pull it back you can see some texture and it looks better. Can you do something like that?

I like the turtle suggestion, will try that myself in photos 🤣.

CatCaretaker · 09/06/2025 10:36

RosesAndHellebores · 08/06/2025 22:49

I wear make-up every single day. It takes me about 5 minutes.

Foundation matched to skin tone
Under eye concealer
Tiny bit of highlighter on cheekbones
Dusting of translucent powder
Light brown eye pencil (am fair)
Mascara
Tiny bit of blusher
Very subtle lipstick

I had my last passport photos taken after I'd been to the hairdresser

Chin up

This reads as if you're implying that she should wear make-up because it only takes 5 minutes. No she shouldn't, nobody should wear make-up, it's personal preference.

daffodil2025 · 09/06/2025 10:37

Uglyugly · 08/06/2025 22:53

Im going make-up shopping tomorrow.
First time for me.

Would it be better with hair down or hair up.

I would have it done after a haircut if you are due one. You could also go to a make up counter and get someone else to put the make up on - might be good for some tips on what to buy if you want to wear make up moving forward.

CatCaretaker · 09/06/2025 10:39

Cartwrightandson · 09/06/2025 07:15

Op download chat GDP and use the attractiveness rating chat, upload a photo and it'll tell you what products to buy and how to use them

Attractiveness rating! Oh that's depressing. What must that be doing to teenagers (and peoples in general) self-esteem 😢

SillyMillie90 · 09/06/2025 10:50

You need to put on more makeup than you normally would, especially around the eyes. Like a Bride’s wedding makeup it’s done to look good in the photos. The current passport is the only pic I’ve ever looked vaguely human in and it’s due to heavier makeup and lashings of mascara!

proximalhumerous · 09/06/2025 10:54

Icantremembermyusername · 08/06/2025 22:49

I had to renew my photo card driving licence just after an unfortunate pixie cut. I look like I’ve been punched in the face with a short back and sides hair cut. Unfortunately, that’s that same photo on my passport. I hoping to style it out saying, I had a bad day..:
you have my sympathy x

Style it out to whom? I really don't think Border Control give a fig what you look like in your passport picture.

SameOldMe · 09/06/2025 10:57

I don't travel well i always feel really unwell, so i always send in the worst pictures of me otherwise it won't look like me when i travel!!!

Calliopespa · 09/06/2025 11:00

LumpyMashedPotato · 09/06/2025 09:38

Agreed. I was like wtf am I doing? The photographers were like yes! More ..more!

When i saw the pics I was pleasantly surprised as its uncomfortable.
but it seems to remove double chins and make your neck look a bit longer without looking weird from a front on angle!

You hold / pin shoulders down and sort of strain forward...
I'm really selling it aren't I??? 🤣

Edited

I wonder if this posture is advantageous to the appearance more broadly than in photos! I suppose the side angle may be problematic!

AdoraBell · 09/06/2025 11:04

I always use a little of makeup for passport photos because I looking shocking with the photo booths pictures.

EveryOtherNameTaken · 09/06/2025 11:05

I just renewed mine online and you take your own photo with your phone. Just do one until you get one that's as near as possible as a non passport photo!!!

I just started wearing contact lenses and oh boy, I was nothappy to see what I really looked like 😅

BeardofHagrid · 09/06/2025 11:06

i reckon the passport office wet themselves laughing when they processed my last one. I look like I’ve been on hard drugs for several years and as though I’m about to punch somebody 😅

smallsilvercloud · 09/06/2025 11:08

Hair down, I’m pale so I find wearing plain white helps lift my complexion. Definitely wear eyebrow gel and mascara