It's your birthday but gifts must be things you want doing around your home , what gifts do you want?

[HazelMaker]

Can be anything

I'll have a new conservatory please. The old one is...old.

Oven clean voucher please
Painter and decorator

Someone to do a car boot sale please. But to actually sell the stuff and not bring it back!!

New kitchen and have my garden finished

Decorate my living room and new kitchen worktop.ironcally,DH decorated our room yesterday and he's the "go to"pro for the kids

A professional declutterer who will intuitively know what to keep, donate, throw away, and tidy up as they go.

My birthday is in 2 weeks, thanks in advance.

Significantly more than birthday present would usually cost -
Redo garden new patio, new retaining wall, replace path.
New kitchen

Actual birthday present range cost - well we replaced our kitchen knives recently and I'm delighted with the new ones. And we bought an air fryer. If we hadn't just made these purchases that is what I'd ask for.

Maybe a new stainless steel frying pan?

I’d like our stairs and bannisters painted. I always do these things myself but I just can’t be arsed much as I’d like it done.

New shed.

Fence properly fixed so dog can never ever get out again, all the floating stuff to be organised so if the kids want childhood stuff it’s together, all floors cleaned, kids made study😉 (Hilarious that if you’d asked this last week I’d have had a huge list but we have visitors broken so have been scrubbing everything!)

And thank you, op, have some birthday cake!!!

An IKEA SUNDVIK kids wardrobe to match the one I have
Im short with dodgy balance and these are perfect.

Another vote for professional declutterer here. Try as I might I just cannot get to the point of being happy with the amount of sheer cr@p around the house. And that's before I get to the toys....

Declutter and full refurb. I can wait until a big birthday if that helps? In the meantime, there is a gutter that requires fixing

I would like my kitchen floor tiles regrouted please.
And my interior doors and stair rail repainted
And the cracks in the kitchen wall filled in and the walls repainted
And - if the garden is included, I would like the patios and steps jet washed and ALL the weeding done

I think that's about it.

A proper deep clean please!!

Can you send them my way afterwards.

Tidy out of garage, conservatory cleared of tools and cleaned, a general deep clean including oven and all windows.

Clean out garage properly

Edge my lawn professionally

Paint DS bedroom

New bedroom carpets.

New flooring in the hall and kitchen. New light fitting for the dining room, and dining room and office painted.

Please can I place an order for someone to come round and paint all the woodwork and ceilings through the entire house. I'd also like the carpets cleaned, and some new curtains in the dining room. They could also clean the oven while they're here.

Ta very much.

Paint and decorate the living room, curtains or shutters for the living room, new flooring/carpets for the whole flat, paint the hall and a deep clean to finish it off.

Thank you so much!

Endless sessions with professional declutterer, followed by a deep clean of entire flat.
All unwanted items of value listed for me on eBay/vinted.
New flooring in kitchen/bathroom/hall
A double Murphy bed installed in my spare room.
A new 4' bed for me with the best mattress and pillows ever.

A skip (large) and a completely free hand with no whinging "that might come in handy one day..."