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What are your best (clean) jokes?

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MugsyBalonz · 15/04/2025 07:54

DC is 10 and has got an obsession with jokes and making people laugh. All weekend they've asked me to tell them a joke and I've run out of new ones so please share with me your best clean jokes? And maybe some not so clean ones for me.

To start off, here is one DC told me:

I was at the beach and a man in the water was shouting "Help, shark! Help, shark!". I just laughed because no way was that shark going to help him.

BeckyAMumsnet · 15/04/2025 12:15

My friend bet me I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti.

You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.

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