I found a shopping list

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Found in a shopping basket at a Tesco Extra in South London. I'm assuming male, based on not very much at all.

So far I think I have deciphered:
Chicken
2 spuds
???
Bacon
Bangers?
Yorkies?
Mix veg steam?

Any other shopping list enthusiasts that care to make a guess?

Looks like an old persons list to me

I can’t decipher it but its made me feel very sad .

Chickpeas

That third one is baffling.

Maybe sliced pears?

Wonder if that yorkies chocolate or Yorkshire pudding?

is the third item in brackets? (Sliced …)

Looks like chicken pies and pantry.

Sliced ham?

Slices of bacon.

Could it be Coli (cauliflower) cheese?

Chicken (breast) stuffed with sliced cheese then wrapped in bacon, roasted with potatoes and Yorkshire pudding, served with steamed mixed veg. Followed by banoffee pie (Banf on the fifth line).

A type of chips?

Cauliflower

I think it's yorkshire puds. sounds like items for a roast dinner; chicken, spuds, mixed steam veg?
Bacon
Bangers?
Sliced Pears?
It's a very sad little list though, as someone else said😥
They're possibly old and alone (just two spuds)

kippers? slippers? eclairs?

Thats an elderly persons writing.
Why have you felt the need to post it on here?

That's a plan for a Sunday roast, surely?

Cauliflower?

Def Coli Cheese

It’s a classic Mumsnet pastime.

Agree it’s sad/humble. Not the right words. Melancholy. I dunno. Maybe they’re happy / not sad being alone!

This 😞
Are we supposed to laugh at it? What's the point of deciphering it? What does it matter?

It just an old Mumsnet game. You're just supposed to chat about it, decipher handwriting and think about what they could be making and the writers life. Increasingly rare because I think most people just write their shopping lists on their phone now.

Bakery?

Why would we be meant to laugh at it? Nothing in the post suggests that. It’s just a nice thing. It’s a human thing. It’s a glimpse into someone’s life, our sameness and our differences. It’s okay!

Biscuits?