I just peaked at middle class wankerism

[Buckarooo]

At a farm café... naturally. And daughter is on special diet, so she was eating her packed lunch. And she went to eat her apple ...I found my self saying "oh darling, let me wash your apple, it's got brioche crumbs all over it"

What a dick I am 🤣

I've never thought Brioche as middle classed - it's highly processed junk. I appreciate that 'real' Brioche isn't highly processed but I've never seen it in the shops. Even in Waitrose its just processed crap.

Well done you've really captured the spirit of the thread. Would you like to come to my party next week to welcome everyone and get the jollity going

Dear lord….OP, if you’re still here, take your head out of your hands. Your initial post made me chuckle.

My apologies, I've been associating with the riff-raff too long. All a part of my philanthropy work, of course.

Thank you, that's all it was about. A little smile and perhaps a few people sharing their similar stories.
Just a little fun on a sunny day

Erm what?

A kind thought, but (you'll be amazed to hear this) I'm not a party animal. I'm also quite jolly most of the time. Just not keen at all on people buying bottled water instead of using tapwater.

I was referring to you insulting all of us class jokers as tedious.
Bottled water was the start of your message , the end of your message was a little barbed insult that we are all tedious

This. I live in the UK but my family migrated here from a French speaking country (not France). Since I was a kid I was labelled posh (or as some would say a middle class w…) because we spent so much time in France, spoke French and did things like had baguette for breakfast, ate marmalade 🙄

As a person that grew up working class but isolated for being “posh” I see the humour in this post (although it brings back the trauma).

I learned very quickly one mustn’t be too cultured. Well depending on your social circle.

Don't you realise, middle class is a protected charactistic??? 🤣

Organic Cox from a pick your own.

Haha how rude I just say car 🤣🤣

It's spaow' - football, motorbike racing etc.

However, the comments are bloody hysterical!

Back in which day? are you cod?

Google suggests it’s a music artist. Dance/Electronic U.K. rap. 🤷‍♀️

These days you can identify as whatever you like.

I have read this thread start to finish and I am very confused on my class position.

I have completed higher education and have a child at university, my job is definitely considered middle class, but I hate sourdough and avocado.

We only eat pink lady apples but I don’t drive a Volvo and I have never wiped crumbs off anything. My evening meal is dinner and I hope to be a grandma one day, not a Nan.

The only time I fed my youngest sushi he immediately vomited on the floor.

We eat organic free range eggs, but on the same metro roll as bacon.

OP you are making me question my entire existences

What is your horse called?

Get a cat and call it Dobbin, when you talk about it constantly you can convince people you have a horse ( don't mention litter boxes or dreamies).
Conversely get a horse and call it Tiddles, or Fido, because stealth wealth is more fun.

We call it a maiden, it’s where we hang our delicates.

Well not even Google is infallible 🤷‍♀️

And at the same time he failed yours 🤣

I actually just for real laughed out loud, thankfully in a room on my own so I didn’t look too crazy

It's taken us a while, but we've finally ascertained who is wannabe middle class (Dobbin the cat) and who is real middle class (Tiddles the horse)