I just peaked at middle class wankerism

[Buckarooo]

At a farm café... naturally. And daughter is on special diet, so she was eating her packed lunch. And she went to eat her apple ...I found my self saying "oh darling, let me wash your apple, it's got brioche crumbs all over it"

What a dick I am 🤣

Sorry this is what I meant I laughed at

I support all Avacado hate. I don't get it. It's okay nothing more . It's like cavier your out Thursday someone's feeling flush and you get treated to the most distasteful mouth encounter It's like marmite. I didn't even hide it I was shocked. Why would you pay to eat jellied salt fish boaba.

Omg im having flashbacks. It's like death by disgust.

On reflection I need to behave better in posh restaurants but you can't just give people marmite fish balls and expect composure.

marmite fish balls

Thanks, that's my band name now

"Hi we're the Marmite Fish Balls, and this is our first single, Distasteful Mouth Encounter"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm laughing but I feel the taste in my soul wasn't even the red stuff.

In my day radio1 would have banned that title, a bit too FGTH.

Northerner.....😁

Radio 1? 🤨

I mean, if we're talking about class indicators 💅

But Manchester is getting a Soho House so we’re becoming more acceptable. 😁

👀🤷

And a lobster and burger. In spinningfields, naturally

😂😂😂

Tap water where I live tastes like crap so I refuse to drink. That’s the long and short of it. I’m definitely not middle class, neither is DH.

I overheard a woman at a toddler class recently who was outraged her 4 year old didn’t get into JAGS despite speaking 3 languages 😂

I will never tire of that sketch

No. I'm sorry. That would be a nutmeg pippin, plucked from one's own orchard.

Yeah TBF the tap water in our old flat was horrendous, you could see the chunks of limescale in your glass!

We had bottled water and some brutally savaged water filters 🤣

My son does that.

him: « Oh mum, we haven’t tried sailing boat just yet! »

Me: 😳

Get a life

What does this mean?

My late OH once broke a tooth eating dried broad beans from the late Queen's relative's shop, what would that have made him?

Best ones are the people who rage about getting mud or manure on their range rover tyres if they drive past our farm. Always makes us hoot with laughter.

I always have been confused by my Mumsnet class... I'm literally in the middle wealth wise neither rich nor poor. Love eating bougie food like steak, sourdough bread etc.

But apparently because I became a mum at 16 I'm not middle class? According to some on here it's lower class behaviour to reproduce before 25 and no other aspect of your life ever makes up for it?