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Thread 17 - TalkLair: "Okay, first of all, what's with the outfit? Live in the now, okay? You look like DeBarge."

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RasaSayangEh · 22/03/2025 09:00

(Previous thread 16).

Spring is springing, daffodils blooming all over our LairGarden, which have not all been picked by a neighbour's kid...

In the TalkLair, the hearth is glowing, books by non-approved authors line the shelves, cosy rugs are down on the floors looking a bit stained by cat hairball regurgitation. The denizens of the lair are a welcoming bunch though, always eager for general chit-chat on all manner of topics. We just won’t mention the gnawed bones of our prey over there in the corner of the cave…

Thread 16 - TalkLair: "Well, I'm not exactly quaking in my stylish-yet-affordable boots, but there's definitely something unnatural going on here." | Mumsnet

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weaselyeyes · 02/05/2025 16:05

Poor Kasper, that does look painful! Mine is 12, and already has painkillers for his arthritis, so this is probably helping with tooth pain, but yes - the vet did say that an x ray might reveal things are worse than they seem currently :(

FagsMagsandBags · 02/05/2025 17:38

I have an electric wheelchair! Because the money increased and because the owner of the company selling gave us a further 25% discount on it, it's brand new and perfect. Folds to fit in safe communal area. It's comfortable and my first practice went well.

Because B has funds to hands while we wait for scam checks etc on all the money, she paid for it. I'm mobile!!!!!

A friend from school put me in touch with a friend who owns a mobility company and he put me in touch with this one. Sorry, convoluted but it's the help from different people. She, friend from school leapt in when she realised she could help practically, so many of you kind people pushed up the total which meant price became a little bit less of an issue. Everyone has given me my legs back. I'm overwhelmed. There is so much good in this world and try as they might the greedy, the hateful, those who would destroy us can never take it away because love beats hate and fear every time. It takes time but there will always be more of us than them!

I'll get B to send me a photo later and share with you all.

FagsMagsandBags · 02/05/2025 17:42

Btw, Francis is happier and happier each day. He's discovered friend's bed and that's him saying, "I'm home!" I miss him, guys but knowing he's adjusted to his new life and more than that he loves his new life and that's so important to me. I'll post a few pics of him too!

Vegemiteandhoneyontoast · 02/05/2025 17:42

Glad you've got your buggy, Fags, that's great to hear.

NoBinturongsHereMate · 02/05/2025 17:45

That's brilliant, FMG - both the wheels and Francis.

weaselyeyes · 02/05/2025 19:54

Excellent news, FMG, and amazing it was able to happen so quickly!

Vegemiteandhoneyontoast · 03/05/2025 07:56

That looks like a Tove Jansson character but I can't think which one.

FagsMagsandBags · 03/05/2025 09:31

They have binturong at Drusilla's zoo. They're quite lovely. And I'm clearly having a suggestive morning because I can smell popcorn now!

FagsMagsandBags · 03/05/2025 09:32

I'm nocturnal and I love figs. We're all binturong now!

FagsMagsandBags · 03/05/2025 09:37

I'm getting more practice in today, a trip to the end of the pier for cocktails with Snoop. This will be a good one because it's long enough for me to get a real feel for it while with someone and so hopefully confident enough to try it by myself next week. It's just a case of being light on the joystick 🕹️ and only gradually heading up from 1 mile an hour. I'm quite excited.

Vegemiteandhoneyontoast · 03/05/2025 10:27

Enjoy the buggy, Fags. Hope you get the hang of it easily.

When my dad got his first buggy he insisted I had a go and it was pretty straightforward. There were 'tortoise' and 'hare' settings which was fun to play with.

NoBinturongsHereMate · 03/05/2025 10:54

Don't whizz yourself off the end of the pier!

artant · 03/05/2025 22:39

Enjoy your new found whizzing about opportunities @FagsMagsandBags - great that it’s been sorted out so speedily!

FagsMagsandBags · 04/05/2025 05:42

I had a great run out on it yesterday. I'm nervous in small spaces but rightly so and do that thing that a lot of learners do when they panic. Speed up rather than slow and stop. Morrisons and Waitrose will be fine because they're bigger with a better radius. Or something.

Today is the living funeral and I'm excited and nervous and all will be well.

RasaSayangEh · 04/05/2025 06:18
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It sounds strange to be wishing you a lovely funeral @FagsMagsandBags but have a lovely funeral! I'm expecting some excellent stories about it afterwards, preferably involving disgraceful partying!

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SinnerBoy · 04/05/2025 09:12

There was a medieval King of France, who retired to a monastery and held living funerals, his name escapes me... It seems that you are in elevated company, Fags !

Vegemiteandhoneyontoast · 04/05/2025 09:26

Enjoy your living funeral, Fags, look forward to hearing all about it!

artant · 04/05/2025 11:23

Enjoy your day @FagsMagsandBags

Britinme · 04/05/2025 12:01

Party on @FagsMagsandBags - over here (maybe on your side of the Atlantic too) people call what I would think of as a memorial a “celebration of life”, which I think is a fabulous idea.

NoBinturongsHereMate · 04/05/2025 12:21
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Have a wonderful funeral party, FMB. I'll raise a glass from over the water.

RasaSayangEh · 05/05/2025 10:18

Hope @FagsMagsandBags had a great time yesterday!

I'd forgotten to wish everyone happy Star Wars Day, last night we went to an orchestral performance of the music of Star Wars which was magnificent. They also did several other sci-fi-related John Williams pieces and a medley of Star Trek themes. The theatre was packed with people in Star Wars T-shirts and several of the orchestra were dressed up in costumes and brandishing lightsabers.

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Vegemiteandhoneyontoast · 05/05/2025 10:56

That sounds like a good night out, Rasa. I grew up with Star Trek and would have enjoyed seeing the dressing up.

Just remembering, a few years ago there was a thing of ST cos-players turning up at Renaissance fairs pretending to be time travellers. They took a lot of posed photos, such as standing over a casualty with tricorders, and it all looked like great fun.

moto748e · 05/05/2025 19:48

I have a grand-daughter! 😀Is it wrong to post a pic?

Thread 17 - TalkLair: "Okay, first of all, what's with the outfit? Live in the now, okay? You look like DeBarge."
FagsMagsandBags · 05/05/2025 19:48

Evening all. I'd have been here earlier but I've done a lot of sleeping today because yesterday was sort of full on and knackered me out, but it was all rather bloody wonderful.

The weather was pretty good, good enough for us to be happy to be sitting on haybales in a beautiful field. I was on a posher chair that was slightly throne pimped and very comfortable. We had a marquee that was decorated so beautifully and fully of tasty food and drink and flowers that actually had a scent which was lovely to smell as we all sat around. It felt like the number of people was perfect, around thirty-five, not too many but not too few. Groups within those numbers knew each other, so no one was alone and felt awkward but by the end of the day everyone was talking to each other and everyone knew a little bit about someone they'd never met before which was just what I wanted. I went to sit in a car for a while to close my eyes for a bit and all I could hear around me was talking and laughter and it made me so happy.

One of the things I loved was that five of my friends from sixth form were there and who'd think you'd still know that many over forty years later? I could honestly have had about twenty more but I didn't want it to be another school reunion! We all got back in touch in February 2020, and it was so successful and we all like each other so much that we're all now just back in touch and meet up a few times a year.

You find out what people think about you and who you are to them. I am apparently cooler than I ever thought I was although, how? What? I was told of things that had happened in the past that I have the vaguest of memories off but I do pity my poor 4th and 5th form maths teacher although if he'd actually been even able to teach a little I maybe wouldn't have pretended to be madly in love with him and about to throw myself out of the window if he didn't declare his love for me. Nobody in his class passed maths and most of us got a U. Man, he was shit.

Anyway, so much love around, such a beautiful day and I would highly recommend it. There isn't going to be an official funeral although if family or anyone wants a memorial or a mass I'm happy for that to happen. I got what I wanted to celebrate my life with a group of people I care about and I'm glad the numbers were limited because it could have become all too much.

I got to see my horse woman again. We just kiss on the lips now as though we've been friends for years or as though we're falling in love. I can't explain the connection, but she's joined my last tv crush as proof I still have that sort of love inside me even if I'm happy that it's not going to go anywhere just make me smile.

I'm getting photos and film coming in, but for now just to tell you I was wearing a shoulder-padded, long red sequin dress with an open back. For the beginning of the funeral I wore a mantilla and black paper roses in my hair and then when we moved on a little I put on my glorious red turbon (and ridiculously expensive new, were brand new but bought on a designer site for a lot, lots less than the £200 I never would have paid. DKNY, Leather and lace invsible platform nonsense trainer). I looked and felt fabulous.

My friend E was my voice for the day. She read what I'd written the night before and an extract from my unfinished book from over a decade ago: Ruby Darling, Single and Loving It. Other people now want to read a bit more, so there's that too!

I'm tired, achy and in need of looking after today but oh so very happy and I loved yesterday so much that I'd stay in bed for a week on the back of it if I had to but I don't think that will be necessary!

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