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OP posts:
mumofoneAlonebutokay · 07/03/2025 16:27

They're taking the piss 😄

GoodToBeHome · 07/03/2025 16:29

Situated at the head of a quiet cul-de-sac in a well-regarded residential area, this beautifully presented three-bedroom semi-detached home offers an excellent opportunity for families or those seeking additional space. The property boasts a larger than average rear and side garden, providing ample space for outdoor activities, gardening, or even future expansion (subject to planning permissions)
Surely they have copied and pasted this off another listing, they can't have seen the property and written that absolute nonsense!!!
The place needs gutting.

Mushmemellow · 07/03/2025 16:30

😆 love it!

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BooToYouHalloween · 07/03/2025 16:32

May well be AI - I suspect more and more EAs are using AI for their descriptions

NiceProblems · 07/03/2025 16:34

If it's AI it needs rebooting.

There is a large back garden so It's not wholly inaccurate I guess.

OP posts:
Moulook31 · 07/03/2025 16:42

They must have copied the details from another property by mistake. The kitchen looks quite dangerous. What a mess!

placemats · 07/03/2025 16:53

Tastefully decorated, in what world? 😄

TheLightSideOfTheMoon · 07/03/2025 16:55

I don’t know what you mean.

It’s STUNNING!

Crikeyalmighty · 07/03/2025 16:59

Blimey - got to be a cut and paste fail

Daleksatemyshed · 07/03/2025 18:22

My lord, that's a hoarder's paradise - do you get a free skip if you buy the house

FKAT · 07/03/2025 18:25
Season 5 Friends Tv Show GIF by Friends

Why did I click the link?

readingismycardio · 07/03/2025 18:36

Beautifully presented 🤣

MaybeIamJealous · 07/03/2025 18:36

Normally when I click on these links I get a sex room or creepy life sized dolls etc but this is something else. I would imagine copied from another listing. Maybe they have a template commentary and someone posted without editing.

BigsEars · 07/03/2025 18:38

Hysterical 🤣

XxSideshowAuntSallyx · 07/03/2025 18:48

It's so depressing looking at the rest of the listings that that agent has up, living in the South East there's no way I'd ever get a 3 bed house for under £300.

CaptainBeanThief · 07/03/2025 18:54

Oh god I know this estate 🙈

starmoonsun · 07/03/2025 19:05

XxSideshowAuntSallyx · 07/03/2025 18:48

It's so depressing looking at the rest of the listings that that agent has up, living in the South East there's no way I'd ever get a 3 bed house for under £300.

Agree, for that price I'd easily overlook the decor. The garden is an amazing size too.
You can't even get a 1 bedroomed flat round here for that price.

BrightOrangeDahlias · 07/03/2025 19:18

Blimey, that's a bit of a stretch, isn't it? HmmGrin

brettsalanger · 07/03/2025 19:29

I'm really annoyed there is no fooorplan !

Why do estate agents do that !

AreYouTheFarmer2025 · 07/03/2025 19:31

It looks like a drug den 😱

BrightOrangeDahlias · 07/03/2025 20:41

And are those bottles superglued to the ceiling or something? (Photo 2)

Needtosoundoffandbreathe · 07/03/2025 20:48

I think it must be code for shithole.

NiceProblems · 08/03/2025 09:29

BrightOrangeDahlias · 07/03/2025 20:41

And are those bottles superglued to the ceiling or something? (Photo 2)

Yep it looks like, are you missing the walls entirely wallpapered with cans too though to compliment the bottle theme.

OP posts:
NotSoFar · 08/03/2025 09:33

NiceProblems · 08/03/2025 09:29

Yep it looks like, are you missing the walls entirely wallpapered with cans too though to compliment the bottle theme.

Someone has gone to a lot of trouble for that room. Only that room, and one wishes they hadn’t, but imagine what the rest of the house would look like if done the same way.😱

Violinist64 · 08/03/2025 09:38

Well.... at least the stairs are clear of clutter (clutching at straws). I assume the sellers are the Addams family.