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The last onscreen death you saw is how you die , how do you die?

284 replies

ThisPlumShark · 28/02/2025 19:51

Frozen lake

OP posts:
DorothyStorm · 28/02/2025 22:30

Shot by a man who had been tricked into thinking i was having an affair with his wife.

SunDash · 28/02/2025 22:31

Shoot by Squid Game guards.

ApocalypseNowt · 28/02/2025 22:35

Ah dammit. I'm watching one of the new Scream films.

I have been stabbed many, many times in an alley. FML.

Manzana · 28/02/2025 22:38

hit on the head with a large marble candlestick in the nursery

Manzana · 28/02/2025 22:39

Poppercorn · 28/02/2025 22:27

Stabbed in the thigh with a small knife

unforgotten ?

Sux2buthen · 28/02/2025 22:40

MorrisZapp · 28/02/2025 20:25

Bleed out after my teenage daughter stabs me in the leg with a kitchen paring knife, to stop me killing her mother.

Same here. The process of them finding out how this happened will be slightly too long

Sux2buthen · 28/02/2025 22:41

TwoRobins · 28/02/2025 20:43

Stabbed in the leg by one person and chopped up by another.

Ditto

minipie · 28/02/2025 22:41

Shot with a machine gun. Although if I watch another 10 min I think it’s going to be something much worse

TickingAlongNicely · 28/02/2025 22:42

I have just been assainated by a future version of myself from a grassy knoll as the gunman who was supposed to assainate me missed due to time travellers, changing the course of history.

SheilaFentiman · 28/02/2025 22:48

ApocalypseNowt · 28/02/2025 22:35

Ah dammit. I'm watching one of the new Scream films.

I have been stabbed many, many times in an alley. FML.

FMD, surely? 😀

MenopauseSucks · 28/02/2025 22:52

Dignitas

ErrolTheDragon · 28/02/2025 23:00

More of that poisoned rum.

TerrifiedandWorried · 28/02/2025 23:04

Shot by SWAT.

GarlicStyle · 28/02/2025 23:11

I'm thoroughly enjoying this thread! Reading your gruesome causes of death has brought back many memories of your demises ... but I still can't remember the stories they came from.

I have two deaths going on at the moment. I'm choosing to be the wife shot after a short struggle, not the husband I can see being slowly strangled by a wire stretched over the banister.

ItGhoul · 28/02/2025 23:31

Sword through the neck

saltandvinegarchipsticks · 28/02/2025 23:32

Head cut off by a psychopath

Ladyglittersparkleseriously · 28/02/2025 23:37

Poisoned by snake venom injected by my colleagues :-(

NeverDropYourMooncup · 01/03/2025 00:10

I became an insane German housewife robot.

NeverDropYourMooncup · 01/03/2025 00:19

Allthesnowallthetime · 28/02/2025 21:24

Car crash orchestrated by a malevolent 1970s housekeeper robot.

Sorry about that.

Güten Morgen, güten Morgen Sonnenshein...

PhoenixFelix · 01/03/2025 01:04

Overdose of truth serum.

Negroany · 01/03/2025 01:08

foreverbasil · 28/02/2025 20:06

In bed surrounded by Cardinals

Me too! Heart attack.

thistimelastweek · 01/03/2025 01:10

That fucking zombie that seemed so slow and stupid.

Menobaby79 · 01/03/2025 01:14

H34th · 28/02/2025 20:32

Say 'my time is up' turn into pink cherry tree leaves and am blown up by the wind.

That sounds okay I'll go for that one 😂

ItsAWonderfulDayForPie · 01/03/2025 01:55

Sucked into a tornado.

selffellatingouroborosofhate · 01/03/2025 02:16

RemusLupinsBiggestGroupie · 28/02/2025 20:36

This one wins. What is it?

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Kung Fu Panda. Sorry, no, I'm thinking of peach blossoms.