The last onscreen death you saw is how you die , how do you die?

[ThisPlumShark]

Frozen lake

Oh no! I die of exhaustion and hypothermia, dangling on a rope on the North Face of the Eiger, with my girlfriend and some mountain guides only feet away but unable to rescue me!

Tripped off a yacht trying to escape after mafia shootout and banged my head on way down.

What a dreadful thing to happen to an innocent pair of knitting needles!

Having my chest cracked open by Dylan (after telling DH to tell my lover that I love him)

Shot to death by an advisor to the FBI for being a horrible nutty serial killer.

Gladiator 2, a bit lower brow than yours!

Poisoned by a Russian secret agent then run over to disguise the cause of death. Oh dear.

I run for several miles, despite being quite elderly, after receiving an alert that asteroid is going to hit our location as I'm the only one who knows how to turn off a nuclear reactor.... only to slip on a wet floor outside the office.

Strangled by my own pyjamas and then put on a motorbike to make it look as if the scarf I have been dressed in accidentally strangled me and made me crash into a tree.