The last onscreen death you saw is how you die , how do you die?

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Frozen lake

I'm getting stabbed in the back of the head by Henry V. I think it'll sting a bit.

Thrown out of a shitting 6th floor window.

Drowned when a luxury yacht was blown up.

Heart attack caused by cancer. At least the person was fairly old, so not too soon then.

No, but thank you for that. I thought Endeavour had "jumped the shark" early on, but someone must have had that situation on their mind! Interesting story. Cheers.

Slip on a rock and bash my head then fall into the river face down while unconscious

Some of these are very 😲
My death was from the last Will Trent episode i watched.

Slashed in the throat by Hugh Grant. I'll take it!

Hugh Grant eh...?
I can think of worse ways

Shot through a window in the dark on a wine collecting mission, being mistaken for Charles Haydn Savage.

I watched Equalizer 3 (again) last night - it's brutal!

So I was forced to take a huge amount of drugs, overdosed, crawled through the streets of Italy foaming at the mouth before I died an awful death.

Bleeding out during cancer surgery while the baby I was pregnant with survives. My husband gave the okay to do the surgery that killed me but saved the baby.

Thankfully, I am neither married nor likely to be pregnant ever again.

Choked on a fake eyeball while doing taxidermy.

The Umbrella Academy?

Red Dwarf

Paperweight smashed in my face by a sultry redhead with alcohol problems

In the Queen Vic after some horror caused an explosion by crashing his car 😇

Oh you've just reminded me I have some episodes of that to catch up with. I may have a new death for myself soon then.

Not that blimmin Firefly shite I hope. Nobody should have to start their death journey from Greenock.

Fall through rotten floorboards

Stabbed in a seedy hotel by teenager

Shot in the back of the leg - Death in Paradise.

It won't happen, though - the death occurred while the victim was playing football, and there is no chance of me voluntarily doing anything resembling PE ever again!

Crushed under a pile of metal tubes

I thought this was an episode of House! Something similar happened on there.

Stabbed in the tummy with my own knitting needles after a game of bingo.