The last onscreen death you saw is how you die , how do you die?

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Frozen lake

Poor Things! With Emma Stone, not what I was expecting at all but a very good film

Car crash orchestrated by a malevolent 1970s housekeeper robot.

Of Natural causes and old age . But most surprisingly it seems that I am the Pope! (Conclave)

I ate something that looked like a woolly mammoth which had explosives tied to it, then when I had eaten the mammoth (whole), some fucker detonated the explosives. What a way to go.

Chemical on a plane ✈️

Burnt alive by a dragon for committing treason.

Hit on the head by a bathtub (Eastenders)

I ate a poisoned apple 🍎

I'm made of Lego and I fell off a building into a car.

Not a good thread for me, we've been catching up on the Final Destination series...😱

Public beheading at the Tower of London

Mine 's actually quite dull. I have a severe stroke and die eventually in hospital some time later from complications. In this scenario I'm a man in his 70s, who has retired to a bungalow in Morecambe.

Strangled with my pyjamas

Not quite sure exactly how it happened yet but a fisherman snagged my severed arm while fishing from a boat in the Gulf of Mexico/Florida keys. I expect I’ll find out soon enough.

Hit by a massive truck (deliberately).

Hannah Twynnoy, is that you?

Martin in Eastenders 😂 Wasn't watching properly- was there an explosion of some type?

Gun shot

I was killed in my car by a train when there was a cut in across all electronic services across the USA
but they are not quite sure if I am dead yet. Can’t wait

Alien trophy hunter

So many ways to die!

Overdose of chemo to treat cancer.

Blown up in a caravan.

Meteor hitting the planet.

Well, that doesn’t bode well for 2032… 😂

Shot in the head by Jack Reacher