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Embarrassing men you find secretly sexy

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jenesaispaspourquoi · 28/01/2025 21:27

Who is your embarrassing cringe famous person crush? I'll start with what I suspect is the most embarrassing - Emmanuel Macron. I know he's a total tool and arrogant, and it's cheesy as hell but honestly I just think yes! Even that CRINGE photo of him with his shirt wide open and hairy rug chest on display, remember that? Everyone mocked, I mocked, and yet.....
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RogerTaylorsdrumstool · 29/01/2025 19:09

cantthinkofausername26 · 29/01/2025 03:09

This one cracked me up 😂😂

Brendan Coyle is gorgeous!

I remember seeing him in North and South years ago. Ooft!!

NannaKaren · 29/01/2025 19:15

Kevin McCloud - 🫣

MamaBobo · 29/01/2025 19:16

I had a lot of crushes on older, often way older, men in my teens. Phil Collins (this was the 80s….breaks my heart to see him now), John Thaw, Michael Caine. More recently Hugh Bonneville as Ian Fletcher in 2012 and W1A…Hugh is cute but it’s Ian I want…and not in a good way! I wouldn’t say no to Martin Clunes either. Edited to add Michael Portillo….others have owned up to this so I don’t feel so bad. I met him at a book signing and he was absolutely charming.

My ultimate crush was my first boss in my first serious job….we’re married now!

MrsBudd · 29/01/2025 19:17

Andy from CBeebies 😶‍🌫️

Jellybubbamama0987 · 29/01/2025 19:18

WomenInConstruction · 28/01/2025 22:54

Guy Martin. So bloody competent and good with his hands, complete with an interesting attitude to speed and personal danger. 🫠

I live near him and his daughter went to primary school with mine. He’s as lovely as he seems and very shy actually

MrsPositivity1 · 29/01/2025 19:22

Krishnan Guru-Murthy

Pluggoo · 29/01/2025 19:23

Jimmy Carr

Gone12 · 29/01/2025 19:28

Simon Cowell, especially in his X Factor days.

Bloatstoat · 29/01/2025 19:29

MrsSkylerWhite · 28/01/2025 22:37

AtticusCatticus · Today 22:29

The character of Max the pathologist in Endeavour. Played by James Bradshaw. I love his quiet determination to see the beauty in life, despite the horrors he sees in his profession.

May we share him?
The scene when Endeavour compliments his garden and he says along the lines of when life is so ugly, we all need something beautiful. Fell madly in love at that moment too!

Along the same lines, would also offer up Fred Thursday. (not Roger Allam, who is clearly bloody gorgeous, but the character).

Roger Allam as Fred Thursday, narrating Sarah and Duck...any way really, I just love him Blush

Oz2025 · 29/01/2025 19:34

Gary Oldman as his character in Slow Horses (😳)

Stanley Tucci and Marcus Wareing also but think they are attractive men so not embarrassing!

northernballer · 29/01/2025 19:39

Paddy O Connell on Radio 4, although I'm very much not his type.

Love him.on a weekend edition of Newscast :-)

MarkingBad · 29/01/2025 19:41

Lamelie · 29/01/2025 11:22

Same. But heard a nickname for him that made me laugh out loud- Florence of Arabia.

And worryingly almost all of the names on this thread Blush
They're mainly intelligent and or powerful aren’t they. I’d definitely draw the line at Boris.
Has anyone posted pics of young Stalin and Biden?

Noel Coward said

If he (Peter O'Toole) had been any prettier it would have been Florence of Arabia

I see someone else said Belgravia but it's an easy one to get mixed up. I can see why Rory Stewart is a weird crush, but O'Toole as TE Lawrence, and actually TE Lawrence himself, absolutely not a weird crush.

Boris, Uncle Joe, and Biden absolutely definitely weird!

veraswaistcoat · 29/01/2025 19:43

Not Biden!!! 😳

veraswaistcoat · 29/01/2025 19:45

Glasgowgal200 · 29/01/2025 18:22

Here are mine. Jeremy Kyle, Paul Hollywood, Greg Davies, Lee mack, Stephen merchant, Prince William, dermot o leary, Bradley Walsh, shaun Wallace (dark destroyer:the chase), Andy samberg, Ron's older twin brothers from Harry Potter, seth mcfarlane, Johnny galeckie

Agree with you on Bradley Walsh 😂

ThatAgileLimeCat · 29/01/2025 19:46

Remembered.even more from my younger days (90s)
Chris Tarrent,
Richard Branson
Jarvis Cocker
Marilyn Manson and Twiggy Ramirez
Jeremy Kyle
Richard Madeley

Just shameful (some a lot more than others) Think I had blocked them out.

veraswaistcoat · 29/01/2025 19:47

I've always loved Tommy Lee Jones. 🤷‍♀️

ofcourseanamechange · 29/01/2025 19:52

Comedian David Earl, and I'm afraid to say, Matt Hancock.

whatimmadeof · 29/01/2025 19:52

HollyKnight · 29/01/2025 18:50

And Jordan Peterson. I love a quick thinker.

It's the silver fox look, oh yeah!

WorriedRelative · 29/01/2025 19:54

CheesecakeOnTheLanai · 29/01/2025 15:06

Alexander Armstrong
Reece Shearsmith and Steve Pemberton
Andy Burnham
Jim Carrey as Ace Ventura
Romesh Ranganathan
Jon Richardson
Richard Ayoade
Matt Berry
George Clarke
Victor from Still Game (not the actor just the character)

My first ever crush was the Disney Robin Hood (yes, the fox) but that's still not as bad as me having an outrageous crush on JD Vance - his politics couldn't be more different from mine but I so would, think it's the beard.

Meh I preferred the one with floppy ears in Dogtanian and the three muskahounds

MrsDuskTilldawn2point0 · 29/01/2025 19:55

DrRedT · 28/01/2025 22:25

As requested 😂

I’ve been reading Mumsnet for well over a decade. Must’ve had four different user names over the years, because I never seem to be able to recover them or remember which email I’ve used. I very rarely post. This is my favourite post EVER. You look delighted with your little Whitty standy. I can’t stop grinning. 😆

So as to not derail the thread, though: my odd crush, you tell me how embarrassing that is, is Kevin McCloud. So random. 😂

NMc16 · 29/01/2025 19:56

Tom Jones. not sure if it’s embarrassing though

CabbageFan · 29/01/2025 19:57

I went to see the new Nosferatu two weeks ago and I can't get Count Orlok's mustache out of my mind! 🤣 Tall, nice facial hair, fancy coat and a castle in the countryside. What's not to love! If we forget he's literally an evil undead medieval warlord, that is. But we all have our flaws, right?😬
(In my defense he looked nice only as long as he was in the shadows.)

ChiliFiend · 29/01/2025 20:00

I find Adam Driver unattractive, but also want to sleep with him. I don't get it.

squidgie · 29/01/2025 20:01

Bloatstoat · 29/01/2025 19:29

Roger Allam as Fred Thursday, narrating Sarah and Duck...any way really, I just love him Blush

Roger Allam's voice is lush!

GustyGertie · 29/01/2025 20:04

NewBrightonEel · 29/01/2025 06:06

Lawrence Llewellyn Bowen

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