Embarrassing men you find secretly sexy

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Who is your embarrassing cringe famous person crush? I'll start with what I suspect is the most embarrassing - Emmanuel Macron. I know he's a total tool and arrogant, and it's cheesy as hell but honestly I just think yes! Even that CRINGE photo of him with his shirt wide open and hairy rug chest on display, remember that? Everyone mocked, I mocked, and yet.....
😳

Kevin Bridges
Simon Amstell
Jon Richardson

Rory Whatsisname as The Hound in Game Of Thrones. Had a rude dream about him and was never quite the same.

There were some devastatingly attractive souls in GoT and The Hound wasn't one, but somehow it worked for me.

When I was about 16 I had a right thing for Alan Davies as Jonathan Creek... Definitely not who all my teen friends were after!

Clive Myrie
Dominic Cummings
Will Gompertz
David Baddiel

Alfred Molina 🥵

Omg me too, that takes me back…..

I totally would too! He oozes charisma.

Javier Botet and Iggy Pop are my secret lusts.

Don’t hate me.

Gordon Ramsay.

@Burish Dominic Cummings

What is it? Is it the massive forehead? Is it the pseudo-intellectualism? Is it the callous disregard and lack of compassion for other people?

nothing wrong with his looks, but one of the times we were in padstow, he was flashing big wads of notes around at the bar. very tacky.

He's not embarrassing!! I love Robbie 😍

Oh God Patrick is VERY sexy

John Power (Cast, the La's). Not now, but in the '90s.

Micheal Sheen. Old enough to be my father and then some but his passion for the things he loves is really very attractive. I get the impression he's genuinely a decent human being too

Then add Chris Cuomo to that list. Those arms! 😛

Adrian Dunbar
Craig Parkinson (perfect body for a good suit)
Macron
Patrick Grant
and many others are not embarrasing crushes.

JRM, Elon Musk and David Cameron definitely are.

I like Greg Davies but I do get the feeling you'd end up being a lesser thought of version of his mother, which is a bit ugh so maybe just a FWB

Absolutely!
Nothing embarrassing or weird about fancying Patrick Grant, @GustyGertie - I think there are fewer people who don't fancy him! He's incredibly attractive.

The worryingly high number of people (i.e. above zero) who find Boris Johnson and Rees Mogg attractive, though... is it Care In The Community Day at Tory Party HQ? Has Nadine got a bunch of sock puppets?

Are fictional characters allowed? I've fancied Severus Snape since I was 14 (I'm now 36.) This was before I saw any of the films so was nothing to do with Alan Rickman. 😁 Just how I imagined him in my head.

Whilst on politicians...Ed Balls, massive secret crush.

Macron is ok if you're under 5ft tall and like men of a similar height.

Ultimate take my breath away (swoon) is Antonio Banderas.

George W Bush
He has always done it for me and I don't know why! I watched him at the inauguration and he's still got it lol.

@BeaAndBen Jacob Rees-Moggy looks like my first boyfriend as a grown up, as my first boyfriend was a nob, that gives me the ick.

Yuk, that's not attractive, is it?

I get Patrick from sewing bee and Monty Don but someone mentioned young Stalin and that got me thinking - has anyone checked out the young Hermann Rorschach (ink blot test inventor)? Seriously…….

I had quite the thing for Terry Venebles when I was in my twenties.

Boris Johnson, Elon as much as I think he's an awful human, and Jools Holland! There's something about him!