Embarrassing men you find secretly sexy

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Who is your embarrassing cringe famous person crush? I'll start with what I suspect is the most embarrassing - Emmanuel Macron. I know he's a total tool and arrogant, and it's cheesy as hell but honestly I just think yes! Even that CRINGE photo of him with his shirt wide open and hairy rug chest on display, remember that? Everyone mocked, I mocked, and yet.....
😳

I laughed like a convulsing drain at that! All these politicians, is it because they are on telly so often? though we have been spared Gove of late, is he even still in parliament?

I see him walking his dogs a lot. Shorter than I thought he’d be.

Michael Sheen is totally normal. with his lovely voice, and cheeky glint in his eyes, and big smile, and just how all round kind and lovely he is.
I don't normally go for hairy. he looks like a big, feral badger, and I love him for it.
bet he gives the best hugs.

Noel Fielding.

Alan Rickman.

As in... Bandit Heeler?

I think you may have a point...

I'd have been up for a threesome with Dempsey and Makepeace back in the day 😂

So was Kaa in the Jungle Book.

I still think of Gove as Pob.

Kaa is very sexy in the Jungle Book book
Not film.

Patrick from Sewing Bee

Pp who said Me Barnacles - isn't he blue?

Bob Mortimer
Ronnie O’Sullivan
Steve Coogan
Giles Coren
Martin from Homes Under the Hammer !!

I opened this thread and said to myself 'I bet Louis Theroux' is mentioned on page 1 😂.
So many of these people come up so frequently on 'embarrassing crushes' threads that I really don't think they're embarrassing. And a lot of them are really, really attractive... Most women I know are attracted to intelligence, humour, kindness, personality.

A definite yes for Anthony Blinken and also Mark Carney for similar reasons!

Definitely, that morose, smouldering quality is very sexy

I had a rather disturbing sex dream about Nick Clegg during the coalition government days. Couldn't look at him without blushing for a while after that, but thankfully it passed!

Now have a weird attraction towards Chris Harris (of Top Gear). There's something about the way his mouth moves when he's talking that's incredibly sexy!

Michael Portillo

Philip Glenister in Life On Mars isn't embarrassing, if he is I'm joining you anyway 😁
It's all the Sugar Tits, Bolly Knickers and 70s cop energy

I'd like David Mitchell but I'd far rather have Victoria. I'd give up men for VCM in a heartbeat.

I agree with OP, Macron is a fine figure of a man!

Others, Professor Brian Cox, Matt Hancock 🤭, David Cameron, Andy Peters 😋.

It's not the cape.

Checkout MaskTok on TikTok.

Ha ha, love the way Macron's chest stares you in face in the thread gallery.

PP mentioned CNN John King. Jake Tapper is hot - not embarrassing.

Not embarrassing, more of a "hear me out".

Stephen Merchant.

McKenzie Crook
Stephen Merchant
Mickey Flanagan

Snape (specifically Rickman only as this, RIP). Jamie Demetriou is lovely but maybe not conventionaly hot? Paul Chowdhry (actually not embarrassing, he's hot). Shia leBoeuf (I know, I know.. But I SO WOULD). Samson Kayo too, sexy panda.

I really don't get the appeal of Matt Hancock, why does he keep getting mentioned here? He looks like a middle manager from Carpetright, there is absolutely nothing sexy or dynamic about him.

Tobias Ellwood now, that's different.

Steve Davis, snooker, for more than 40 years now.