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What can f* right off? Tuesday edition

197 replies

UnhealthyCopingStrategies · 28/01/2025 18:12

Pardon my French....

Elderly parents ailing, sibling wanting drama where no extra is needed, moody teen and tween and difficult day at work... so for me, everything other than chocolate really!

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poemsandwine · 28/01/2025 19:51

RampantIvy · 28/01/2025 19:42

The people who do DBS checks who want original hard copies of bank statements, P60s etc. They are all online now, and they won't accept a printed version of an online document. Grr!

That's really stupid. Annoying.

plominoagain · 28/01/2025 19:53

The weather , that can definitely fuck off. Having the horses at home in this shit means that there is fucking mud tracked all the way from the yard , into the house , courtesy of the dog who cannot grasp how to wipe her feet , and because we’ve run out of logs stored in the house , had to go to the wood shed which is also virtually fucking floating . And it’s 8 at night and I’d really like to be in my pyjamas but I’ve got one more lot of feeds and hay to give them , and it’s still pissing down . Just for once in 5 days , I’d like to go outside and not end up like a drowned rat .

And my hallway looks like the trenches , and I’m not mopping it now .

twohotwaterbottles · 28/01/2025 19:53

Itsthatime · 28/01/2025 18:54

Success! 🎉 washing machine is now working. Thank you YouTube…although, I did have to watch a lot of videos.

Go you 💪🏻👏🏻I'm not sure you're allowed in this thread now though 😂

FuckoffeeBeforeCoffee · 28/01/2025 19:54

My pounding fucking headache.

GLC789 · 28/01/2025 19:54

My 9month olds cold. It can absolutely fuck all the way off right now! My poor girl is so miserable! X

Orders76 · 28/01/2025 19:55

Unplugged Ireland
That can fuck all the way off

GoldenLegend · 28/01/2025 19:56

The worrying. The endless fucking joyless worrying.

poemsandwine · 28/01/2025 19:56

rainythursdayontheavenue · 28/01/2025 19:12

It was the 2nd anniversary of my Dad's death yesterday. Not one fucking word from my Mum but you can bet your arse she made sure my sister was OK. Messaged her to go and see her over the weekend and she said "don't come out the weather is awful". She sees my sister every day.

I'm done with it. And will never make my kids feel the way she makes me feel Angry

I'm so sorry Flowers

Dibbydoos · 28/01/2025 19:58

Accountants and HMRC. My tax, my responsibility. But no my accountants now sacked have made it so I can't do a tax return. 1 hour 12mins on phone to HMRC, go through security twice for Gateway number - she said 'll email it - and 2nd check to confirm my UTR is correct, it was but thwur system locked me out saying it was incorrect last night, hence the need to call.

All good at this stage. But she then tells me I can't submit my own tax return and she needs to unlock that.

So a 3rd security check was needed to unlock my self assessment all fine until she asked me how much tax I'd paid this year - I said ask me about 23/24 cos I have all my data. No tell me about 24/25. I say well I dont have that data cos I have a whole year to gather that info dont I?

She says it's on your P45 from the umbrella company I used in Sept 24, I said it's on an online system I can't access right now.

What a ridiculous palaver HMRC needs to sort itself out.

My tax my responsibility - 1 security assessment should have been enough, 2 was asking some but 3 security assessments and asking about this tax year and then wishing me a good evening after telling me she will do nothing for me, not even send me my gateway number.

Well that kid I spoke to can go F herself too.

And now I have to find 1.5 hours of time before 6pm tomorrow to call HMRC again.

The world is F up by stupidity.

JustAboutMuddlingThrough · 28/01/2025 19:59

Cosycore · 28/01/2025 19:33

Feeling like I don’t want to be here. I want to be with my babies.

I know the feeling 😢

Kingofthetyrantlizards · 28/01/2025 19:59

DD running into the house in her wellies after nursery all over my newly mopped floor 😭😭

(To be fair, she stayed in the hall, but still!)

Cattery · 28/01/2025 20:00

Kids on scooters screaming in the rain. Bugger off

Dibbydoos · 28/01/2025 20:05

Kingofthetyrantlizards · 28/01/2025 19:59

DD running into the house in her wellies after nursery all over my newly mopped floor 😭😭

(To be fair, she stayed in the hall, but still!)

Try having 4 dogs. I have mats on the floor, still have to mop up multiple times a day cos they won't walk on the mats and have a load of mats in the wash, drying and in use in constant rotation.

I'm going to buy a liveaboard and leave my adults kids and their dogs etc in the house to sort themselves out!!! I would switch for a toddler anyday 😉

Noperope · 28/01/2025 20:06

Tax returns
DLA renewal forms
Having to be a full time content creator/influencer on top running your own business
The wind
Perimenopause
The neverending housework
The school run
The random eczema patch on my cheek
Bastard exdp that is out living his best life while I raise 2 dc, one disabled, while trying to work full time, keep house, garden, pets, car, etc
Donald Trump and Elon Musk

arcticpandas · 28/01/2025 20:06

OldSchoolCasualty · 28/01/2025 19:16

The BMI index can get in the f'in bin!
I've been going to the gym for the last 3 years and am in great shape thank you very much (not that I was in rough shape before)
But apparently according to their calculator I'm obese! 5 foot 2 and under 68 kilos is in no way obese!

I just checked it out. According to Bmi index you are overweight and not at all obese. You have to put on 7 more kilos to reach the obese limit. Remember- muscles weigh more than fat so some people gain weight when working out.

arcticpandas · 28/01/2025 20:09

FuckoffeeBeforeCoffee · 28/01/2025 19:54

My pounding fucking headache.

Join the club. It's throbbing and as soon as the paracetamol stops working It's there again.🤯

UnhealthyCopingStrategies · 28/01/2025 20:12

Thank you to all of you, hopefully a problem shared and all that!

GinCake

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TurtlesDoNotPetsMake · 28/01/2025 20:13

People trying to justify their contribution to animal abuse for the sake of a meal.

Haveyoulosttheplot · 28/01/2025 20:13

Vexatious parents at school making my life hell. I am a person too! Just because I am ‘just’ a teacher does not make me your personal punching bag. Sort your shit out at home before you come for me.

AdjectiveColourAnimal · 28/01/2025 20:18

Alzheimer's can fuck right off. And nasty little bullies who make my son scared to go to school. And the nightmares I thought had finally stopped that came back last night. And the weather and smelly people on the train and colleagues who put things on our database with the wrong reference number. And the fact that there's no wine in the house.

I'm not having a good day.

Mikiamo · 28/01/2025 20:20

The ableists on Mumsnet. Ableist vegans (so just vegans then, really).

VoluptuaSneezelips · 28/01/2025 20:21

My cat can fuck right off to the back of beyond and when he gets there fuck off some more.

He scarfed down all his food and then all of his sisters. Got told off and went to my bedroom - his usual place to sulk. Then threw up and it wasn't a little hairball but ALL the food he had eaten.

That's not the worst thing about it though. Little sod rearranged the bedding for maximum coverage and then looks like he span in a circle whilst vomiting.

DH found out as he went for a nap.

The cat has managed to get vomit on not just the duvet but also 3 fluffy blankets that were on the bed, the fitted sheet and it had soaked through onto the mattress protector.

Thats like 3-4 loads of washing ffs.

bluebalou · 28/01/2025 20:24

The dark miserable nights after being in work all day ! My moody teen, my cold sore and Tuesday cause it's a none day don't know why it even exists tbh.

Friendofdennis · 28/01/2025 20:26

rainythursdayontheavenue · 28/01/2025 19:12

It was the 2nd anniversary of my Dad's death yesterday. Not one fucking word from my Mum but you can bet your arse she made sure my sister was OK. Messaged her to go and see her over the weekend and she said "don't come out the weather is awful". She sees my sister every day.

I'm done with it. And will never make my kids feel the way she makes me feel Angry

That’s so awful So sorry

macaroonsandgin · 28/01/2025 20:28

This bloody chest infection.

Plus the never ending squits from the antibiotics to treat the bloody chest infection.

Looking after little kids when feeling like shite.

On your birthday.