@StockbridgeovertheRiverKwai Sounds perfect and high tea a fine addition to canonical terms. It’s basically Mole and Rat’s picnic, isn’t it:
‘What’s inside it?’ asked the Mole, wriggling with curiosity. ‘There’s cold chicken inside it,’ replied the Rat briefly; ‘cold tongue, cold ham, cold beef, pickled gherkins, salad, french rolls, cress sandwiches, potted meat, ginger beer, lemonade, soda water—’
Mole says ‘Stop, stop!’ in ecstasy before Rat can mention half a tube of salt and vinegar Pringles, leftover potatoes, and a bowl of baba ganoush that has to be eaten or thrown, any takers?