Would you eat this?

[Outofdateprawncocktail]

M&S Dine in meal prawn cocktail with use by date of 25/12/24?

He can sleep in the bath. Hopefully it has an overhead shower for rinsing purposes

There's a very reasonable chance he'll shit through the eye of a needle.
@LisaJohnsonsFacebookMole one of my favourite Fast Show quotes 😂'what did I say Roy?'

Why on earth didn't you freeze them before they went out of date?

God I hope you know what I'm on about 😂

Also, dont eat the prawns!

Jesus. I was skim reading and saw "on" instead of "out". What a whole new tone that would have set! I hope your mum is okay now.

Food poisoning advice
For your husband ...

No chance.
I'd pay the value of that item ten times over not to be shitting myself tomorrow.

No, and I’m normally pretty lax with dates.

Fuck that. How ridiculous to even contemplate it.

Get them in the bin quick.

He's a bloody fool but you'll end up suffering too!

Hell, no! I'm not precious about dates, but out of date prawns, I draw the line there.

It shouldn't, but that made me laugh!!

Wouldn't stop my DH eating them if he was that stupid (and after a few drinks he probably is) but if they were still there in the morning they'd be in the bin .

100% yes. If my desire was to spend a couple of days vomiting . . .

Don’t mess with seafood and don’t use the smell test-it is covered in a sauce which could mask an “off” smell

Good heavens, no!

I’d eat it if I was desperate to have a week off work and drop a dress size.

Hopefully they'll taste of ammonia and he won't eat them.

Several dress sizes. And an unforgettable experience.

So did he eat them @Outofdateprawncocktail?

Haha, no - I binned them! 😆

He started with a cold last night, sniffles & sneezing & the Dressing Gown of Doom made an appearance this morning, so it's just as well he didn't eat them & end up with the mother of all food poisoning!! 😂

Seafood is the main thing you don't mess around with.

I got food poising from a piece of fish that was in date but must have had a broken vac pack. Think sharting on the sofa and uncontrollable vomiting.

I was never a fan of Aldi anyway, but I've never shopped in there since! Bastards tried to kill me😂

Oh well, since the Dressing Gown of Doom has appeared anyway, you should get the prawn cocktails out of the bin and serve them for his tea.

No

Nope. I'm veggie anyway and very happy go lucky about dates (I don't think a lot of foods should have dates) but wouldn't recommend going so far over with seafood.

Cross post! Glad you didn't risk it!!