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Would you still be alive if you lived in the 16th century?

419 replies

LittleMosIron · 30/12/2024 20:49

I would have died aged 7 from appendicitis. If not then childbirth or an infected tooth would have finished me off in my early 20's.

OP posts:
Ophy83 · 30/12/2024 21:23

My mum and I would both have likely died during birth (breech, forceps delivery)

NasiDagang · 30/12/2024 21:23

I'll be dead now because of Familial Hypercholesterolemia, really need my statins to be alive!

achangeofusername · 30/12/2024 21:24

Probably not. Measles aged 4 (pre MMR). Ongoing /multiple UTIs. I'm really shortsighted so may have been trampled down by a horse or something. If that didn't get me I would have died in childbirth with my first.
Great thread. I think about this often 🤣

ShodAndShadySenators · 30/12/2024 21:25

I've really rubbish eyesight and couldn't swim as a child (well, until I was 27) so my fate would probably have been tripping over a muddy rut in the road and falling into a roadside ditch where I drowned. Most regrettable.

Happened a LOT in medieval times, drowning in ditches, so seems a fair assumption. I've been incredibly lucky to have had good health and no major crises, but who knows.

RosesAndHellebores · 30/12/2024 21:26

I'd be dead.due to severe graves. It developed when I was about 29/30.

Squirrelsnut · 30/12/2024 21:26

I think I'd be alive at 54, surprisingly. But DM would definitely have died at about 12 years, so..

dontcryformeargentina · 30/12/2024 21:27

I'd have been a child bride and died from child birth

Itsaswelltime · 30/12/2024 21:27

I don’t think I would have survived, I was more than 2 months premature.

CatSkillo · 30/12/2024 21:27

Still going strong at nearly 50.

Peppapiggedout · 30/12/2024 21:27

I very nearly died in childbirth in this century, there's no way I'd have survived it in 16th century. 😞

Ladylangstrand · 30/12/2024 21:28

Whooping Cough at 18 mths so I suspect not.

Floralnomad · 30/12/2024 21:28

If I’d survived the pneumonia I had as a baby I’d be dead now as I’m steroid dependant ( Addisons disease) .

Iheartmysmart · 30/12/2024 21:29

Probably wouldn’t have survived the many childhood bouts of tonsillitis before having them removed aged 11, or the serious case of chickenpox might have done for me a few years later, or if that didn’t work then the measles aged 20 would have definitely been curtains.

Certainly wouldn’t have lived long enough to need the emergency c-section during DS’s birth.

GRCP · 30/12/2024 21:29

If I'd made it to 30 I'd have died of ovarian cancer - but then I wouldn't have ever been on the pill and would probably have already had several children by then so maybe I wouldn't have got it, who knows.

eacapade1982 · 30/12/2024 21:30

If I'd survived my own forceps birth I might still be alive but I'd probably be incontinent following an unrepaired third degree tear in childbirth.

RudolfIsMySpiritAnimal · 30/12/2024 21:30

Thing is, the fact that we’re all here to post this today tells us that our ancestors were hardy folks who survived at least long enough to have children - and presumably look after them long enough to keep them alive. So in that sense we all hit the genetic jackpot.

haplessharpy · 30/12/2024 21:31

I think I would have made it to the ripe old age of 33 when I gave birth to my second child and would have bled to death.

turbonerd · 30/12/2024 21:31

ShodAndShadySenators · 30/12/2024 21:25

I've really rubbish eyesight and couldn't swim as a child (well, until I was 27) so my fate would probably have been tripping over a muddy rut in the road and falling into a roadside ditch where I drowned. Most regrettable.

Happened a LOT in medieval times, drowning in ditches, so seems a fair assumption. I've been incredibly lucky to have had good health and no major crises, but who knows.

That’s probably because they were drunk all the time. Water wasn’t safe to drink, but ale was.
Women were only allowed 10 points a day, and children under 10 were allowed 8. Or some such. They must have been continually tipsy.

I would have died in childbirth aged 23, with my son. He was stuck.
If I was ever born. My Dad would’ve died from astma before he turned 10.

coldcallerbaiter · 30/12/2024 21:32

User346897543 · 30/12/2024 20:49

I'd have died in childbirth

Same, with my first for sure.

Stigsmother · 30/12/2024 21:32

I haven't had any medical emergencies, but I had terrible eyesight (think not being able to see the big letter from 10 feet) so I have often pondered what would have happened to me ,as I certainly would not have been a productive member of society. At best I would have set the house on fire 😆 Sounds very cheesy but I often give thanks that I was born in the 20th century.

Oddsquadnumber1 · 30/12/2024 21:32

I'd have died in childbirth if I made it that far

zeddybrek · 30/12/2024 21:33

Great thread OP, gives you perspective as to how lucky we are.

I would have died during my own birth. Difficult forceps delivery. Otherwise typhoid in my teens.

Ilovemyshed · 30/12/2024 21:33

Possibly due to being a rhesus baby.

After that, I might have had a stroke or heart attack by now due to high blood pressure.

Maybe would have got sepsis from an infection.

YouShouldBeDancingYeah · 30/12/2024 21:33

I’d have died of a rare condition called epiglottitis aged 4 (caused by HiB which is now part of childhood vaccinations). I owe my life to a trainee anaesthetist who guessed what it was and intubated me. So no, I’d be brown bread in the 16th century!!

Bloom15 · 30/12/2024 21:34

I would have died in childbirth, if my brittle asthma hadn't ruined me first