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What’s your favourite conspiracy theory?

111 replies

Cantthinkofonenow · 28/12/2024 18:19

Mine is that there are reptilians living amongst us who can shape shift to look human and that most of the leaders in the world are reptilian. There’s many others I’ve heard of but just for fun, what is your favourite conspiracy theory?

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HelpMeGetThrough · 29/12/2024 08:20

sammyjoanne · 29/12/2024 01:18

Y2K

Well if that issue never existed, I spent a very long time fixing a tonne of program code and data.

wastingtimeonhere · 29/12/2024 08:31

The covid vaccines will kill you off one we turned round to the vaccines are for an undisclosed future epidemic, so the obedient masses are protected but it will get rid of CT believers. That had the work CT looking like a goldfish..😂

LynetteScavo · 29/12/2024 08:47

Michael Jackson is alive (there was footage circulating on the internet, supposedly of him jumping out of an ambulance in the hospital underground car park as proof). Funnily enough there have been any recent sightings of him.

Kingofthetyrantlizards · 29/12/2024 09:04

Some of these are nuts! And is reminding me of this meme...

What’s your favourite conspiracy theory?
MikeRafone · 29/12/2024 09:30

HolidayHattie · 29/12/2024 01:41

How does that work? Where was I when I thought I was in Finland?

In Australia...

KnopkaPixie · 29/12/2024 09:57

Elon Musk is the anti Christ.

HappiestSleeping · 29/12/2024 10:03

That Brexit was a good thing, and that Nigel Farage know what he's talking about. 🤣🤣

(Not actually favourite conspiracy theories, just hilarious ones).

Also, the earth can't be flat as cats would have pushed everything off the edge by now.

MikeRafone · 29/12/2024 10:18

HappiestSleeping

sadly Nigel Garage does know what he is talking about, but he fails to tell the British public he is conning/scamming them to make money for himself and others

MsPug · 29/12/2024 10:26

Megalodon

CogFire · 29/12/2024 10:28

1234567990qwerty · 28/12/2024 19:34

All the Covid vaccine ones were quite good.
-It would make us all Wifi enabled yet here we all are still paying like mugs because Bill Gates has never turned us on. He's certainly never turned me on!
-We'd all drop dead a year later
-That a sensible way of thinning out the population is to inject them all individually rather than poisoning the water supply or releasing Small Pox for instance...

This! Because why would you kill your compliant followers with a vaccine and not kill the ones who are « awake » and know you are evil and won’t take it? Gas or water supply far easier!
P.s. have just booked my newborn in for their vaccinations and had everything during pregnancy

HappiestSleeping · 29/12/2024 15:15

MikeRafone · 29/12/2024 10:18

HappiestSleeping

sadly Nigel Garage does know what he is talking about, but he fails to tell the British public he is conning/scamming them to make money for himself and others

I know what you mean. It is actually quite a skill to spout such utter bullshit and make it sound credible. I was more meaning that there is no substance to it (no actually plan of how he would do all the things he says he would do), than him not knowing what he's talking about. As you say, he knows exactly what he is talking about, it is just that his audience doesn't realise he is acting in his interest, and not theirs.

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