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What’s your favourite conspiracy theory?

111 replies

Cantthinkofonenow · 28/12/2024 18:19

Mine is that there are reptilians living amongst us who can shape shift to look human and that most of the leaders in the world are reptilian. There’s many others I’ve heard of but just for fun, what is your favourite conspiracy theory?

OP posts:
Soiltypes · 28/12/2024 19:06

some presume conspiracy, but weather modification methods have been a proven science

KnopkaPixie · 28/12/2024 19:07

Nobiggerthanyourhand · 28/12/2024 19:01

Does the old Paul look different from the new Paul? He still carried on composing great songs, though, didn’t he?

This one has really disturbed me.

There’s somebody called Mike Williams who has basically made it his life's work to prove that the Beatles were a completely manufactured concept, never wrote their own songs, were the first boy band and then The Rolling Stones had to come along to be the Blur v Oasis of their times and so on.

If you have 300 hours to spare, he's on youtube.

KnopkaPixie · 28/12/2024 19:18

Anonymus89 · 28/12/2024 19:03

Oh good one !

The Malaysia flight...I don't believe they completely don't know what happened.
The weather modification (HAARP)
Cure for cancer 🤷‍♂️

The Malaysia flight went over Diego Garcia, an enormous American Forces Base. I think they pulverised it. Either by "Friendly Fire" or possibly because there were people on board who were some kind of Asian clever science bods who were on to something.

My tin foil hat needs re-scrunching now.

Anonymus89 · 28/12/2024 19:22

KnopkaPixie · 28/12/2024 19:18

The Malaysia flight went over Diego Garcia, an enormous American Forces Base. I think they pulverised it. Either by "Friendly Fire" or possibly because there were people on board who were some kind of Asian clever science bods who were on to something.

My tin foil hat needs re-scrunching now.

Yeah I’ve read about that—it’s definitely within the realm of possibility. Residents in the Maldives described seeing a ball of fire falling from the sky, which gives weight to the Diego Garcia theory.

Soiltypes · 28/12/2024 19:22

that all religions are written by humans for humans and none of it is the word of any deitys otherwise humans would not be editing it

BIWI · 28/12/2024 19:23

@Soiltypes I think you need to go and have a lie down!

Soiltypes · 28/12/2024 19:24

BIWI · 28/12/2024 19:23

@Soiltypes I think you need to go and have a lie down!

its a good thread

Mountainhowl · 28/12/2024 19:24

Birds aren't real 🤣

SemperIdem · 28/12/2024 19:26

That one of JFK’s own servicemen fired the fatal shot, accidentally trying to react to the initial shots fired.

It makes a lot of sense to me, no president since JFK has had them so close.

MammaKel · 28/12/2024 19:26

Chutneysplural · 28/12/2024 18:21

Stevie wonder isn't blind and Avril Lavigne has been replaced by another woman (I think her name is Natasha) and that the earth is flat.

I think her name is Melissa, haha

My favourite is that the earth is flat, I've heard it so many times that I'm starting to believe it myself.

ohyesido · 28/12/2024 19:26

I have a bird that is very much real

TidyDancer · 28/12/2024 19:27

The who killed Kurt Cobain theories have always fascinated me. It's completely plausible that there's truth to some of it, that's probably the case with all the good conspiracy theories.

1234567990qwerty · 28/12/2024 19:27

I've been to Finland many times and can confirm there's nothing there! 😉

Msmoonpie · 28/12/2024 19:30

Mine is the same as yours OP - well specifically that the royals are all giant lizards wearing a human suit.

Just makes me 😁thinking about them coming home, taking off their human suits and putting their claws up on the coffee table and having the staff bring them crickets on a silver platter.

WateryBottle · 28/12/2024 19:30

KnopkaPixie · 28/12/2024 19:18

The Malaysia flight went over Diego Garcia, an enormous American Forces Base. I think they pulverised it. Either by "Friendly Fire" or possibly because there were people on board who were some kind of Asian clever science bods who were on to something.

My tin foil hat needs re-scrunching now.

What is the theory, that the flight data recorder info was faked?

We don’t know some of the detail but I don’t think there is much mystery about the reason for this plane disappearing, there is no proof but the captain being responsible is the only realistic explanation consistent with the evidence.

my favourite conspiracy theory, which is the only one I do think is potentially true, is that the Chinese have got Sandy Irvine’s body to hide evidence that he and Mallory successfully made it to the summit

BerriesCones · 28/12/2024 19:31

I know someone who thinks that 9/11 was carried out by the USA and that planes wouldn't make a sky scraper come down.

MikeRafone · 28/12/2024 19:31

William Shakespear was born in Torremolinos & never set foot in Stratford Upon Avon

1234567990qwerty · 28/12/2024 19:34

All the Covid vaccine ones were quite good.
-It would make us all Wifi enabled yet here we all are still paying like mugs because Bill Gates has never turned us on. He's certainly never turned me on!
-We'd all drop dead a year later
-That a sensible way of thinning out the population is to inject them all individually rather than poisoning the water supply or releasing Small Pox for instance...

Anonymus89 · 28/12/2024 19:35

WateryBottle · 28/12/2024 19:30

What is the theory, that the flight data recorder info was faked?

We don’t know some of the detail but I don’t think there is much mystery about the reason for this plane disappearing, there is no proof but the captain being responsible is the only realistic explanation consistent with the evidence.

my favourite conspiracy theory, which is the only one I do think is potentially true, is that the Chinese have got Sandy Irvine’s body to hide evidence that he and Mallory successfully made it to the summit

Didn’t National geographic “potentially” found her remains? I’m not too familiar with this story but I definitely read something about it.

KnopkaPixie · 28/12/2024 19:36

WateryBottle · 28/12/2024 19:30

What is the theory, that the flight data recorder info was faked?

We don’t know some of the detail but I don’t think there is much mystery about the reason for this plane disappearing, there is no proof but the captain being responsible is the only realistic explanation consistent with the evidence.

my favourite conspiracy theory, which is the only one I do think is potentially true, is that the Chinese have got Sandy Irvine’s body to hide evidence that he and Mallory successfully made it to the summit

What did the flight recorder show please?

WateryBottle · 28/12/2024 19:42

KnopkaPixie · 28/12/2024 19:36

What did the flight recorder show please?

Nothing sorry I was posting in a rush - I’m talking shit because they haven’t found them 🤦🏻‍♀️

But there is good evidence that someone was responsible for diverting that plane covertly, eg the systems all went off just after an ATC handover and went off sequentially (as opposed to simultaneously if the plane had suffered some kind of failure) and it would take airmanship skills which realistically only the captain (not even the first officer) had, not that it was flying along as normal and was suddenly shot down. I can try to find links later. My understanding is this evidence is in the public domain and unlikely
to have been faked

TakeMyLifeAndLetItBe · 28/12/2024 19:44

User346897543 · 28/12/2024 18:52

Australia doesn't exist
Tartaria
Flat earth
Chem trails

Tartaria, mud flood, human reset and orphan trains.

TakeMyLifeAndLetItBe · 28/12/2024 19:49

Soiltypes · 28/12/2024 19:06

some presume conspiracy, but weather modification methods have been a proven science

Yes, like the possible link between the Lymouth flood in 1952 and experiments in cloud seeding by the RAF at that time.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/uk/2001/aug/30/sillyseason.physicalsciences

RAF rainmakers 'caused 1952 flood'

Unearthed documents suggest experiment triggered torrent that killed 35 in Devon disaster.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/uk/2001/aug/30/sillyseason.physicalsciences

Soiltypes · 28/12/2024 19:50

WateryBottle · 28/12/2024 19:42

Nothing sorry I was posting in a rush - I’m talking shit because they haven’t found them 🤦🏻‍♀️

But there is good evidence that someone was responsible for diverting that plane covertly, eg the systems all went off just after an ATC handover and went off sequentially (as opposed to simultaneously if the plane had suffered some kind of failure) and it would take airmanship skills which realistically only the captain (not even the first officer) had, not that it was flying along as normal and was suddenly shot down. I can try to find links later. My understanding is this evidence is in the public domain and unlikely
to have been faked

and the scary thing is planes do have tech built into them to be remotely controlled

hamstersarse · 28/12/2024 19:55

My favourite is that Brigitte Macron was a man

Every time I see 'her', I am very much looking for signs of a maleness.and the photoshopped pictures of bulges in the groin have polluted my brain and I can now only see MALE

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