What’s your favourite conspiracy theory?

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Mine is that there are reptilians living amongst us who can shape shift to look human and that most of the leaders in the world are reptilian. There’s many others I’ve heard of but just for fun, what is your favourite conspiracy theory?

Here is one to pollute your brain too

https://x.com/RealCandaceO/status/1825980218819141688

Pizza gate
That there is thousands of members who abuse, kill and eat children
It had me consumed for ages until I found out some stars like Tom Hanks is supposed to be involved. I mean app they all wear red shoes too. I'm sure there's lots of trafficking etc rest does go on by rich, powerful people but this one seems a bit far fetched

Pilots are all 'in on it' on flat earth, they sign contracts to prevent disclosure..

If you have a cat and have found chewed up birds in your house, you won't believe that.

@tillytoodles1 I looked it up after posting it. Apparently, it's a satirical conspiracy theory that birds are drones used to spy on people.

Well my cats have captured a few drones and eaten them. Will they be OK?

That nearly all conspiracy theories are made up by the government to distract people from what they are really up to

That the twin towers was done on purpose. I mean wtaf!

operation northwoods etc

Finland doesn't exist.

Tartaria is a fun one.
Flat earth. Just mind-boggling that something that for decades meant an absolute fringe lunatic is now something believed by thousands. Kind of funny, but also really quite worrying how widespread the madness is
The "Kate died months ago because she found out William had a baby with Rose and she went mad and he killed her and the recovering from surgery is just a cover-up and that video is totally fake" brigade have funnily enough gone quiet since she resumed various public appearances. That was fascinatingly weird while it lasted

Michelle Obama is a man. Michael, obvs.

which then means more conspaircys

Well it doesn't really matter, does it?😂😂

Nah. I made that one up on here about five years ago. 😎😂

Michelle Obama is a man.
I was told this by a taxi driver and he was serious and went into detail of what he'd read online.
I replied that of course everything online is true...my sarcasm went right over his nut.
I was trying not to laugh.

That the North Pole and South pole are actually holes going right through the centre of the earth - like the planet is inverted, and there is a whole other world in there. That's where the UFO's come and go from.

Lizard people is my favourite. It's just the kind which I'd almost love to be proved wrong over - imagine if there really were lizard people living inside human skins, infiltrating the royal family and so on. That would be so weird.

Some people are seriously baked.

Flat earth makes me lol. I just...what would the motivation be to make up the shape of the earth? If it came out tomorrow the earth was a cube, I'd think it was interesting, then I'd move on with my day.

The other classic is people believing there is a satanic elite cabal trafficking children to harvest Adenchrome to stay youthful. Do I think Hollywood has a child exploitation and abuse problem? Sure. Do I think they're all members of the Illuminati leaving symbols and imagery in their music videos? Obviously not. We're not living in a bloody Dan Brown novel.

Birds aren't real

A lot of people think that the third 9/11 plane that hit the pentagon didn't exist

It was in fact a missile and not a plane

@menopausalfart it was a satirical theory made up
It was never a genuine one
But lots of people believed it anyway

@90sFilms I looked it up after I posted. Such a bizarre conspiracy to fall for especially when it's so easy to prove otherwise.

Why would anyone bother replacing Avril Lavinge though? Seems like a lot of effort for no reason.

My favourite is Katy Perry being JonBenet Ramsay.

The jonbenet is Katy Perry one... there's a YouTube channel that is worth the watch, don't think it goes quite that far but if you enjoy it- type in moor hall studios

I like it as a theory tbh