Who have I just seen?

[Sickofitalltonight]

I just saw a familiar man walking into The Ritz. He was warmly welcomed on the door by a member of staff.

I've seen him on TV a few times, but can't think who he is!

British
White
Late 50s
Rather rotund!
Curly, grey hair
Bon viveur type

Any ideas?

Thank you

Jeremy Clarkson?

Never met him, but he was convicted of assaulting two people whilst intoxicated in 2013; convicted of stalking and harassing an ex girlfriend in 2017.

Even your encounter sounds creepy, frankly.

Jeremy Clarkson

Are you sure that wasn’t just his character in Four Weddings ?!!

Prince Andrew…

oh no you maybe not, you said the Ritz not Pizza Express

Jay Rayner ?

Genuine LOL moment!

Sir Simon Rattle, the conductor? Just to chuck another Simon into the mix! 😂

@Sickofitalltonight

Farage?
Mike Parry?
Gyles Brandreth? (if posh accent)

Oh! Keir Starmer

Michael Ball

Rev Richard Coles

John Thomson?

@Mymanyellow @Rosscameasdoody Still alive. Snuffed it in style at a wedding in FWAAF

Michael Sheen? Not usually white haired but the new season of Good Omens starts soon, and he's white blond in that.

John Torode?

@TheYeaSayer why? It was brief and a pleasant interaction

Jay Rayner is great on The Kitchen Cabinet.
John Torode's name makes me think of Turd. Sorry. He's nowhere near as vile as Boiled Gregg, but that's not saying much.

Ken Stott?

Pooky Fucking Quesnel’s husband?

Nick Ferrari

Nick Farrari?

No sweat.

Was literally about to type the same thing

Graham Seed?