Design for me a flu hotel

[Nobiggerthanyourhand]

Not a hospital. It’s not hospital-grade flu.

I am imagining being a very wealthy person and being able to ‘check-in’ to the most comfortable and supported version of the flu.

I need this right now. There would be free flowing Heinz Cream of Chicken soup and toast made from rubbish white bread.

We can only make this financially viable with sponsorship.

Heinz are my first port of call @TheDogsMother

I’m back for the ‘get me into work’ tomorrow package.

I need support. Not much. It’s a cold, not the flu. Someone to bring me lemsip and heat soup.

And the latest technology in stopping noses from running.