What's the craziest behaviour you've witnessed at a Christmas work do?

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Years ago there were a couple of (female) Head of Departments that were frenemies. They actually worked really well together but there was an undercurrent of rivalry there. That year at the Christmas do they were friendly enough to start off with but a couple of bottles of vino later the gloves came off - one of them accused the other of giving a member of her team a BJ in her office, she totally kicked off and the pair of them ended up on the dance floor rolling around trying to pull each other's hair out. It was completely nuts. One of them later resigned and HR released a policy of how to behave when on work socials. That was the last year the company held a Christmas party.

It was a grim end of year drinks in a pub near a park where a lot of homeless/drug users frequented. We were all having a drink in the pub and relaxing, a few shots etc. All of a sudden, Tracey who has been dancing bleary-eyed near the bar for sometime, decides to remove her top and bra and just starts dancing topless for her shocked observers. Behind her, perched on a couple of bar stools was what I’ll call Captain Birdseye and and Captain Mannering who were getting a real eyeful and thoroughly enjoying the show. We never saw Tracey again after that.

Not the office party, but the secret Santa before the party. The first present out of the bag was oddly large and soft for a cheap gift. It was the center of attention as it was unwrapped, and a dead goose complete with feathers was revealed

there was much consternation and the rumours began to fly. Was it someone’s dark humor, was it a warning along the same lines as finding a horses head in the bed. What did the dead goose mean?

in the end someone had to own up they had gifted the goose and it was a perfectly normal Scottish gift

after that, all the other presents were an anticlimax

😂😂😂😂

Thank God someone else like me 😆

I'm shocked how many women go out without knickers on when wearing a skirt or dress. Just why?

Best one yet 🤣🤣

@BibbityBobbityToo The image of she ‘plopped’ them onto the table is killing me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

How did they know it was his poo, did he own up or had he attached a gift tag?

Our area director turned up in fancy dress complete with water pistol. We were at a venue where other companies were having their Xmas dos.
Complaints were made.
He was sacked as a result.

Wtf

Older Manager (married with children) got off with teenage junior, snogged him in front of everyone, and he gave her a massive love bite on her neck. No idea how she explained it to husband.

A group of twenty of us went to Pizza Hut for our Christmas social (not paid for - we were just lowly shop assistants). The area manager and our managers were there and were loud, drunk and awful. The poor waiter couldn’t keep up with such a large group so drinks took a long time to arrive and they kept loudly saying they would not be tipping. I ended up putting £50 down to cover as much of a tip as I could because the poor guy was close to tears dealing with them. On minimum wage this disgusted me. How could people be so disrespectful of other service workers?!

I reckon nineties into early 2000s maybe? There was quite a heavy drinking culture back then, I never went on work Christmas do's, I've spent all day with them I'm sure as hell not spending my free time with them aswell...

Sorry this made me laugh! Hope she got a promotion for that little 'bonus'!😂

Genuinely, he did it in the Christmas box he had been given by Santa that afternoon. He fell asleep in the office and then did a runner when everyone started arriving for work the next morning, leaving his wee surprise behind!

I was thinking that too, and I think the 70s and 80s were worse for this. I'm told there's was a drinking culture at my place of work but all the stories are from about twenty years back. None worth relating though.

@Mumsontherum hilarious 😂

I can't stop laughing. That's so funny.

This was in the 1980s. Office do at our own place of work.
As a naive 20 year-old, I was utterly shocked to come across Denise, the office tart, on her knees giving BJs to 2 of the men. I learnt after that they were so drunk neither could achieve an erection despite Denise's sterling efforts. 😳

@DemonicCaveMaggot did anyone find out what warranted a 3am call and a ban?

I would be far to embarrassed to say which indiscretions have befallen me, needless to say I no longer drink 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Fancy dress and a water pistol? That takes planning - did he make that decision sober??

lol

seems very harsh

Sat in a meeting earlier this week having to listen to the boss give a warning about being well behaved at the party when last year he threw up over the table and got thrown out.

Same 🤣🤣