Sounds like you're a tory fan, so thought I'd '"find" you a couple of gems about their favourite leader and former prime minister. Then I couldn't stop "finding" them...
The Times sacked Boris Johnson in 1988 for making up a quote in a front-page story.
In 2004 he was sacked as Shadow Arts Minister after aides to leader Michael Howard decided he had lied about an affair.
Discussed having a journalist beaten up in 1990 with former Eton pal Darius Guppy, who was jailed for five years in 1993 for his part in an insurance fraud.
Worsened the plight of Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe in loose comments he made as Foreign Secretary in 2017 by wrongly telling MPs the British mum, held in Iran on spying charges, was “teaching people journalism”.
Wrote in the Telegraph in 2002: "It is said that the Queen has come to love the Commonwealth, partly because it supplies her with regular cheering crowds of flag-waving piccaninnies."
Speaking of Tony Blair’s trip to the Democratic Republic of Congo, he said: “No doubt the AK47s will fall silent, and the pangas will stop their hacking of human flesh and the tribal warriors will all break out in watermelon smiles to see the big white chief touch down in his big white British taxpayer-funded bird.”
In August 2018 he branded Muslim face veils “oppressive”, “weird and bullying” and said it was “absolutely ridiculous that people should choose to go around looking like letterboxes".
Any female student who turned up to school "looking like a bank robber" should be asked to remove their face covering, he added.
Used a racist description of Barack Obama at the height of the EU referendum in 2016.
Propagated the £350m-a-week Brexit lie in 2016.
Breached the Ministerial Code in August 2018 by starting a £275,000-a-year newspaper column just three days after quitting as Foreign Secretary.
In December 2018 he was ordered to apologise for failing to declare £52,723 of income on time.
In April 2019 he was 11 months late registering his 20% share in a property in Somerset.
As mayor, backed a failed plan for a “floating paradise” across the River Thames that blew £43million of public money.
As mayor again, wasted £300,000 on illegal water cannon.
Police were called to the flat he shared with then-girlfriend Carrie Symonds after a blazing row in June 2019.
Took years to confirm how many children he had.
Called gay men 'tank-topped bumboys' in 1998.
Slammed in 2017 when, as Foreign Secretary, he said the Libyan city of Sirte had a bright future - as soon as they "clear the dead bodies away".
In 2017, he recited the opening verse to Rudyard Kipling's colonial-era poem The Road to Mandalay at the Shwedagon Pagoda in Myanmar's capital Yangon.
Berated as Foreign Secretary in 2017 at a Sikh temple for talking about whisky exports to India – despite alcohol being forbidden in the faith.
Forced by tory leader Michael Howard to visit Liverpool in 2004 to apologise after he blamed fans for Hillsborough - and accused citizens of “wallowing in victim status”.
Insulted the entire country of Papua New Guinea in 2006 by joking about their "orgies of cannibalism".
Said in 2002 that Africa needs its old Colonial powers to come back.
Said police spending on child sexual abuse investigations was "spaffed up a wall" in 2019.
Made up a story about small Italian penises as the Daily Telegraph's Brussels correspondent in 1991 by claiming EU chiefs had rejected Italian demands for a smaller minimum condom width.
Angered Italy in 2016 by threatening to stop buying Prosecco in a bad Brexit deal.
In June 2019 during filming of a BBC documentary, it was claimed Boris Johnson branded the French "turds" who "shafted Britain" over Brexit. According to the Daily Mail, the BBC removed the word "turds" from the finished documentary at the request of the Foreign Office.
During the 2016 EU referendum campaign, compared the EU to Adolf Hitler - saying they both wanted a united Europe.
Proclaimed ‘f* business’ in 2018
Alleged by Brian Coleman, who was chair of the London Fire and Emergency Planning Authority, to have erupted in fury and said: “F the families! F the families!" of the 7/7 bombings.
Compared Hillary Clinton to a “sadistic” mental health nurse in a 2007 column.
Faced a storm in July 2019 for refusing to stand up for Britain's Ambassador to the US over leaked memos about the "inept" White House.
As Foreign Secretary he blew more than £20,000 of taxpayers’ cash on a visit to Kabul - conveniently timed to miss a Commons vote on expanding Heathrow Airport.
In 2009 he described his column, which at the time paid £250,000, as “chicken feed”.
Made more than £700,000 in earnings alongside his job as an MP through the year after he quit as Foreign Secretary, including a £275,000-a-year column in the Daily Telegraph and more than £400,000 for speeches, including £42,580 for a single speech promoting a No Deal Brexit.
The London Assembly - whose rules forbid favourable treatment to friends - launched an investigation after the relatively novice American, model-turned-tech entrepreneur Jennifer Arcuri, went on three trade missions Bozo led as mayor in 2014 and 2015.
Purged Winston Churchill’s grandson Sir Nicholas Soames and longest-serving MP Ken Clarke, both among 21 who lost the whip followed later by a 22nd, Amber Rudd, for backing a bid to delay Brexit beyond October 31 to prevent no-deal.
Kept trying to use public money to attack Labour in the election.
Unlawfully shut down Parliament in September 2019.
Promised he had a “clear plan.. prepared” for social care in a speech on the steps of Downing Street in July 2019, delivered nothing.
Alleged by Dominic Cummings to be culpable for tens of thousands of avoidable deaths.
Falsely claimed to have ‘got Brexit done’ in 2020.
Ignored a ruling on Priti Patel’s ‘bullying’ in 2020.
Declared he would rather "let the bodies pile high in their thousands" than call another lockdown in the autumn of 2020.
Awarded thousands of lucrative Covid contracts to private companies and tory allies, including for useless PPE.
Refused to sack Dominic Cummings for travelling to Durham and visiting Barnard Castle during the first lockdown.
Repeatedly said things he knew weren’t true including in - April 2022 when he made a claim to Parliament that he already admitted was untrue weeks earlier, and apparently promised not to use again - when he told PMQs there were “more people in work than there were before the pandemic”.
U-turned on his central manifesto vow not to increase taxes in September by hiking National Insurance to fix health and social care.
Forced into two U-turns by footballer Marcus Rashford over feeding hungry children during the holidays.
Splurged taxpayer cash on THREE vanity photographers.
Blew £1m on a non-existent bridge to Northern Ireland
Ordered Tory MPs to rip up ethics rules and block a 30-day suspension of Conservative Owen Paterson for lobbying breaches.
Tried to get tory donor Lord Brownlow to pay for a lavish £110,000+ revamp of his flat.
Lied to Parliament over Downing Street parties during lockdown.