What MN sin have you committed?

[Pumpkittenspice]

For me, it’s having my TV mounted to our chimney breast. I know that it’s a faux pas on here 😏

Have you seen the new Andrex advert 🤣

Then you are required to start your posts "man here!"

Please read the manual.

I live on a council estate, I claim benefits, I drink and have a flat screen TV. I'm just waiting for my goat.

I don't have a car.

I like my neighbours and take in parcels for them.

@MoonWoman69 I need to see photos of your kittens, pretty please.

Aww, with pleasure! They're 6 months old now, so you can't get them in the same place at the same time, but here's when I could!
(Sorry, not exactly the best picture! Suki on the right, Sabre on the left)

Aw😍

I'm a coordy custard.. definitely not brave enough to do that

I also like my neighbours and sit out the back drinking with them when it's sunny. And we use each others bins without asking. They're just in a rabble on the corner. There's no discipline here at all, binwise.

But I think the most striking MN crime is that I don't really mind that much when people are a bit rude to me, or think about it after. I mean sometimes they are dickheads and fuck them etc... but often it's just someone saying the wrong thing? I'm always saying the wrong thing myself. I don't read that much into it. Most people are just doing their best in this life.

I absolutely love weddings abroad and all weddings, I get excited when I get an invite. I am grateful for a day, an evening, anything and I’d love a colour scheme for the guests invite.
The COL crisis hasn’t had any impact in my life and I am not a boomer.

I'm about to send a birthday card to DH's niece

Forgot to say that I love dogs. 🐶

I am a Boomer
I don’t think that people who have affairs are necessarily selfish shits who should be left and taken to the cleaners
My elderly mum was no trouble at all
I make my own decisions about A&E

Edited to add:
I’m over 65 and sometimes forget where I left my glasses but I don’t have dementia
And I also (still) like sex

If she's over 10 this is a crime on multiple levels!

Guilty as charged

I don’t look 20yrs younger than I am. I have male friends, that I meet for drinks and dinner (without a chaperone!).

I vape.
I put 'chavvy' bows on my dd.

I answer the phone and the door. I have toilet brushes. I get lip filler too 😱 oh, and I like dogs!

We are NC with MIL though, so we’ve ticked one MN box at least.

I confess that I once didn't make soup from chicken leftovers.
I'm so sorry. And embarrassed.

If my washing is out and it rains so long as it's not stuff that could damage out it stays wtf am I doing with a loaf of wet horrible washing! Let the elements sort it.
In the summer I'm known to purposefully hang washing out before bed I leave for work at 6am I do not have time to do it in the morning.
I wash my husband's clothes.
I actively go out of my way to help my husband (even if I really don't want to) if he needs me because he is my husband!
A chicken is one meal. Possibly one meal and a sandwich.

I shower/bath most days but not every single day.. probably 5-6 times a week. That is considered disgusting on MN.
I took my husbands name, gave it to our children and I am a SAHM.
I don't wash bedding/tea towels/underwear separately.
I am overweight.
A chicken only lasts us for two meals (family of 7)
I answer my door and phone (reluctantly)
I don't own a TV
I don't think Toast is the height of fashion.
We don't have a six figure income.
I have never been in home bargains or the range.

😂

For a moment I thought I was hight of fashion I often consider toast for my evening meal ~that I call my tea~ because I'm a lazy bugger. . . Then realise you mean that awful clothes shop.

I bought a pedigree puppy instead of getting a rescue dog.

I'm slim but have never dieted.

I have long hair and I'm over 60.

I think matching christmas PJs is a little cringe, and when the parents join in it's mortifying.
I don't mind talking in parcels for neighbours.
I don't like Starmer and dont think he's a great person (couldn't stand the other lot either).
I have never been shaking and crying during/after confrontation.
I'm not a confident driver and get nervous about parking, driving to new places and avoid driving as much as possible.
I dont wash my bra after every use.
I have more than 3 children.
I go to church fairly often.
I am happy to host Christmas.
I don't mind my daughter playing with my old barbies.
My kids are screen free and instead go running around with wooden swords/axes/daggers/pistols for many hours a week.

I use dolmio for bolognese sauce. My family prefer it to the traditional one made from scratch.