Can someone lend me 3M please?

[horseHorseHorse]

To buy this?

I've absolutely fallen in love with the place and need to move in ASAP please! That kitchen looks enormous and I've always wanted to keep my pony at home!

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/153479591#/?channel=RES_BUY

All as skint as me then 🤣🤣

Think of the maintenance of all that land! It would soon become a PITA.

No, no chance of a loan from me. Not that I have that sort of money, but if I did I could think of things to do with it myself.😃

It'd keep my husband busy. He likes gardening and stuff 🤣🤣🤣

Tbh if I had enough money to buy and run that, I'd probably have Staff. Gardener (groundskeeper?), housekeeper... Oh and about 19 more ponies 🤣🤣🤣

Go halfs? I'll let you have first pick if the bedrooms 🤣

The carpet in the bathroom is very off putting!

Amazing!

Yeah, not my favourite feature! Bet it's warmer than tiles though 🤣

It looks so peaceful!

Sorry but apart from the land, I'm not keen. I'd need another £3m to upgrade to my taste 🤣
Also wouldn't want to live in Cleveland.

I would if I could but I can't.

Soz.

What's wrong with Cleveland?

Hang on, I’ll just check behind the cushions.

Forget the kitchen, did you see the size of that bedroom? And all that land? Although it would defo go to ruin with me in charge. I can’t even keep a house plant alive.

Only if you get rid of that "suspiciously stained" carpet in the bathroom and fix the hallway horror 🤔

DM me your bank details and I will wing the cash over to you! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yeah, here you go .... £3M ...

Pay me back whenever

I found a cat toy and pen I've been hunting for behind mine! No pennies though!

Ta Hun! Which bedroom do you want?

Very kind of you! Wanna pick a bedroom? 😁🤣

Ooh what's the horror hallway?

This is why your have Staff!😁

Have to admit OP before I opened the link, I didn't have Billingham on my bingo card for a £3m house!!!

Billingham!!!! So no OP, I'm not giving you the money, you wouldn't be spending it wisely. Even though you do have a splendid view of the chemical works from the bedroom window.

It’s not an area up north that many people would choose to locate to. Very industrial and a lot of poverty. It will have its ‘nice pockets’ like all of these places. I’m only speaking anecdotally and it’s my own personal opinion. That’s probably why they’re so much property and land for that price.

Oh why not, go on send me your bank detail's, I'll send it straight over 😂