Can someone lend me 3M please?

[horseHorseHorse]

To buy this?

I've absolutely fallen in love with the place and need to move in ASAP please! That kitchen looks enormous and I've always wanted to keep my pony at home!

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/153479591#/?channel=RES_BUY

Is now too late to say I live locally to this house and have all my life?

It's not really Billingham - it's on the outskirts of Hartlepool and between Greatham and Dalton Piercy. 😁

Its like something from a jilly cooper novel 😂😂😂 plus I would need a map or I would get lost!!

As you asked so nicely! I'll chuck another £5k in if you get rid of the red carpet in the bathroom with the bidet!

Yeah, not sure what they were thinking with that!

Are you sure, it looks like it needs a lot of work!

All houses are!

Apologies OP if any offence caused.

Not needed, I'm not offended, was more curious about your reasons! 😁

Funnily enough, I’ve got my eye on this one

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/153234938

But like the OP am more than slightly short of the asking price.

Oh yours has a library 🤩.

Ooh maybe I could convert the red room with the dining table? 🤣

Oh lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz

Haven't thought about that song for years! Hopefully it replaces my current earworm which is this

That library nails it for me. It shall be a no males allowed room (husband and three boys here) and people will only be allowed to speak in whispers.

I had an email from a Nigerian Prince earlier who seemed loaded and want to give me millions. Perhaps I could send his details over?

Ooh that sounds lovely! 😆

A prince you say? Must be legit!